Walmart
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says
to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to
spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a
diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong
and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and
costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes
it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars, and the
computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He
pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later,the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis
elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology
was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine
samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the
mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to Walmart,
eager to check the results.
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and
awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Walmart
Jim
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