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Old 06-22-2015, 06:54 PM
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Default Any British deities I should pray to . . .
Fingers crossed my 2001 XK8 will keep on performing as well as it has so far. Do the Jaguar God's demand annual or biannual sacrifices?
 
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HAHAHA.

Jags always want sacrifices. They are female, do the maths.

I usually discuss this with "Jack Daniels", works for me.

NOT British, but my care factor is pretty low.
 
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I pray at the altar of Real Ale.

It's worked fine so far.
 
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A signficant and regular donation in the collection plate usually appeases the Gods.

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I pray to Liz Hurley all the time, but she never answers.
 
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Prayers must be working. The original owner recently found the valet key and is mailing it to me!
 
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