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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/10/2007 10:38:22 AM   
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Man... it's not good!...lol
You guys wanna try it over here. We got marked n unmarked cars, laser rifles in camera vans that zap you from over a mile away, Gatsos.....cameras that throw down infra red and target you from behind (fixed), front facing cameras, Truvelos and average speed camera systems, cops with hand held radar detectors and the good old average over a standing mile (using 2 fixed points) job.
Its a fu**ing lottery every time you get behind the wheel these days.
DONT GET ME STARTED!

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/10/2007 10:46:57 AM   
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HAHA!  I feel your pain Jimbo!

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/10/2007 11:00:06 AM   
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HAHA!  I feel your pain Jimbo!


Man......I've never had a clean licence since I was about 24, an I'm 43 now........ everywhere!!!!!
Ok.....so I used to a little ( well, a lot I guess) but changed now. I'd come round a bend and.........3 points!
Get to 12 and its game over,....lol....NOT!
Now I'm sorta 55 stay alive with the once in while 140 thrown in

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/11/2007 3:03:04 PM   
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Guess its a little different here Jimbo! 
Hey Biggie up here pretty sure its mandatory for all state police officer's to go to court but I got lucky!  The other ticket I got for doing 74 in a 55 it was his first ticket and I was the first person to fight one of his tickets!  Double bonus my way!  Cop was the reason you guys on here and everywhere call cops pigs for sure he was a rude prick!  I wanted to seriously kick his arse!  Yes sir and no sir but he still was a prick!  Oh well judge liked me and let me slide with a 75 in a 70 which is a 0 points ticket...just a citation to get a little green rolling into the state!  No biggie for me at least the judge lady was nice!

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/11/2007 7:07:33 PM   
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So how many of you get into dog fights on the road?

It seems everyone wants to race me.  This a-hole in a Ford pickup truck got pissed when I passed him on a 2 lane on ramp.  Tried to squeeeze me out and then tried to ride my ass all the way up I-95.

The only reason he was able to keep up was the damn traffic.  On open stretches with little traffic I had no problem seeing him disappear in my rear view mirror.

I think I hit about 120 mph at one point (top down).  I was going too fast to look at the speedo!


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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/11/2007 8:10:27 PM   
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Been there seen it n done it.....lol..........not so much these days though

C'mon Jack.......you must have more than 120 under that bonnet bro.....no wonder he kept up with you....lol
Anyways.......best thing is not to speed away and leave him to catch up......You know he's in a hurry right?
So get in front and just chilllllll.........55 stay alive all the while watching him turn 20 diff shades of red in your rearview....lol

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/11/2007 8:20:56 PM   
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I wait for the middle finger and that is when I know I got their attention!  Someone wants to drive like an ahole I have no problem slowing them down...It's something I call "playing the game"  you see someone riding up cutting in and out and in and out no blinker no nothing with nowhere to go...or someone rides you even though there is nowhere to go...I let them think my lane is faster and they switch to my lane...you basically bait them into your lane and than you slow down once they get in your lane enough for them to swerve back over...than speed up and see how long you can play with them!  Eventually I either move or let them by and smile my arse off and they flip me off all red faced man I love it!  Best part is when someone is driving like an arse in heavy traffic and you end up waving to them in the rear view mirror when you are right behind them and they feel like an idiot!  Man the finer things in life!

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/12/2007 12:15:23 AM   
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my favorite is the box-in next to a semi-truck....then when there's just enough room to make a move for one car only...I go for it and leave them stuck...you know it kills them to see you move through traffic ahead while they're pancaked in next to some big rig.  LOL  Asshats!  Gotta love 'em.

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/12/2007 12:17:43 AM   
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i like ure style aquil, i tend to do the same myself, just play with them haha. the one thing i really hate is when people dont signal to change lanes, especially here in california, about 80% of the drivers on the road here dont even know how to signal let a lone know what it is.

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RE: To those that are Anti-Jag - 7/12/2007 2:59:36 AM   
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my favorite is the box-in next to a semi-truck....then when there's just enough room to make a move for one car only...I go for it and leave them stuck...you know it kills them to see you move through traffic ahead while they're pancaked in next to some big rig.  LOL  Asshats!  Gotta love 'em.


Lol.......one of my favs too Socal.
My variation though is when they're up your ass in the outside lane and you got nowhere to go cos of traffic in front, slow it down just a little, enough for him to wanna change lanes n undertake you. Then, you just keep enough speed so that a nice big gap opens up in front, he's in the next lane sees it, with plenty of room in front of him and goes for it, then you just floor it keeping pace with him till he's all outta room. Its usually good for 2 or 3 maybe even 4 attempts, depending on how pissed the guy is....lol.
I 've had them boiling over big time......getting level with me red faced, giving the V or the finger, mouthing the words that you're a this, that or the other....lol
Or even get level and stroke their hands back n forth calling you a w*nker / Jerk.....Thats my favourite.........Just look em straight in the eye, do your best "gay" look and blow em a nice big kiss....ROFL
Man that never fails to really wind them up.

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