JimC64
Posts: 5642
Joined: 11/28/2006
Status: online
|
  
Lol.....sumthin like the good wives guide that was published some time in the early 60's Dennis.
see below -
This is an extract from a Home Economics text book, printed in the early 60’s. Absolutely unbelievable. Men love it. Women can’t believe it actually existed!
The Good Wives Guide
“Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return home from work. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little more gay and interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip throughout the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers etc. and run a dust cloth over the tables. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first, remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. Don’t greet him with complaints and problems. Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner, or even stays out all night. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.
WOMEN KNOW YOUR PLACE.
Jim
_____________________________
Audi A6 3.0TDI Quattro, Ford Mondeo ST TDCI 195BHP
 LANG MAY YER LUM REEK
|
Printable Version
FUNNY VIDEOS - 
