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Women - 7/3/2008 5:58:56 PM   
Jack Rabbit


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They stress me.  I don''t need anymore stress.  I have them calling me all the time.  Yeah, I gave them the number so it''s my fault.

I''m 49 years old and have never been married.  I''ve got women ranging in age from 25 to 52 making eyes at me and I''m really not that handsome.

The young ones are fu-able.  The old ones are talkable.

Can''t I get both options in one?




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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 6:30:36 PM   
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Life''s a bitch, then you marry one...nuff said!

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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 6:37:21 PM   
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They keep thinking they can game me like that but I am as slippery as an eel!

BTW, the dark haired one in the forefront of that that picture is going out with me tomorrow.

I will die young but happy!

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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 7:28:51 PM   
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Yeah, I know the feeling

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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 7:39:54 PM   
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There was only one woman that came close to nailing me down after all these years and she flew the coup on me a year ago.  She was more stubborn than me.  I still miss her.  She is in my siggy and here she is with me one year ago.



What''s not to love?

Crap.  I screwed up!


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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 8:16:28 PM   
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Let it go man..it''s only a tit...The one in the picture above should make do very well at helping you forget..

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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 10:15:38 PM   
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LOL @ dennis! I''m 22, for a long time i thought id be waiting until i was 40 or so to get married, marry a much younger girl etc i was raised and a firm believer that marriage is for life....i was dating 2 or 3 diff girls a week, for fun and something to do, not to get ass i promise! lol all were very F able some were pretty much perfect 10s image wise (hooters models, college cheerleaders etc) but something big was still missing then i had a serious relationship and that taught me what life was about...long story short...be happy, appreciate what you got, and when/if something is meant to work out it will, PATIENCE is the key...yes i struggle with that one myself. lol Good lord here goes the young one giving the relationship advice as usual! 

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RE: Women - 7/3/2008 11:47:53 PM   
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An ideal woman :
Like a Brits lady in the street  like a good Italian cooker in the kitchen like a prostitute in the bed

Well, they ask me when to marry  and I say may be  next week may be next year .It all depends . I think you can still find "all in one " .
I love girls

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RE: Women - 7/4/2008 6:30:40 AM   
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I''ll never marry but I never admit that to any of the women I meet!

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RE: Women - 7/4/2008 7:07:41 AM   
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I''m gonna get married in a month and a half. I''m a trucker she''s a doctor!:))I''m younger she''s older and I don''t see myself with anybody else.
Girls are great and remember the next one is the best...if you''re breaking up/divorce. Ciao a tutti!

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