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Old 02-20-2009, 05:48 PM
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The idea is - add no more than 5 words to the last ones posted thereby making a story


There was a guy called.....
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...Jim the Admin who knew...
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about a female doctor who.....
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for a small amount of cash.......
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would give serious consideration to.......
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left the next morning to.....
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clean her lady bits after . .
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a Big Mac and fries
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to wash out the taste....
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NORRI - Stopping at McDonalds for - is only 4 words...lol

left in her mouth by......( lets try n keep it reasonably clean plz )
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Jim. Then she called Jim...
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Searching the 'hood to find....

Sorry Jim I was in a hurry earlier
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new batteries for her exhausted
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..remote control car that has..

(trying to steer it in the right direction, Jim. But have my doubts.)
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never given her the thrill

(steering in the right direction would work if you gave her a chance to replace her batteries )
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