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Old 02-20-2009, 05:48 PM
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The idea is - add no more than 5 words to the last ones posted thereby making a story


There was a guy called.....
 
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...Jim the Admin who knew...
 
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about a female doctor who.....
 
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for a small amount of cash.......
 
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would give serious consideration to.......
 
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of your dreams. Then she...
 
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left the next morning to.....
 
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clean her lady bits after . .
 
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Stopping at McDonalds for...
 
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a Big Mac and fries
 
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to wash out the taste....
 
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NORRI - Stopping at McDonalds for - is only 4 words...lol

left in her mouth by......( lets try n keep it reasonably clean plz )
 
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Jim. Then she called Jim...
 
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the chauffer to take her.......
 
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Searching the 'hood to find....

Sorry Jim I was in a hurry earlier
 
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new batteries for her exhausted
 
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..remote control car that has..

(trying to steer it in the right direction, Jim. But have my doubts.)
 
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never given her the thrill

(steering in the right direction would work if you gave her a chance to replace her batteries )
 
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