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(Dammit 2J, beat me, now I gotta edit it...lol)

which he used quite skillfully....
 
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sorry honey,

to make the sandwiches for
 
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the local ladies of the
 
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rubber appreciation society and the
 
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temptation to use their devices
 
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whilst preparing the cucumber sandwiches.
 
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The maid bent over, revealing
 
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more than she should have
 
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Old 03-10-2009, 06:07 AM
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displaying her very tasty looking
 
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buns! on the tray and
 
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:40 AM
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rummaging in her pocket, found
 
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some baby oil and some
 
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barely used medium coarse sandpaper....
 
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. Her fastidious approach to nail
 
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manicure was known throughout the.....
 
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town, as a dangerous and
 
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rather enjoyable hobby, together with
 
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watching her neighbours through her
 
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binoculars whilst gently stroking her....
 
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rather well trimmed and immaculately
 

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