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Somewhere nearby shots were fired....
 
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and everyone ducked to avoid...
 
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"Rick O Shea" the local
 
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brothel where Adam and Eve
 
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were performing their nightly show..
 
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It was very dark and
 
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hauntingly through the silence came,
 
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The sound of someone shouting
 
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harder, harder, faster, faster, harder!!
 
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The spotlight panned slowly around
 
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to the "whack a mole" stand......
 
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where everyone had gathered to
 
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listen to the interpreter explaining
 

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how to whack the mole......
 
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hard and long, the mole..
 
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complained, stating that he was
 
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tired of being whacked when
 
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he could whack himself easily,
 
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and people should consider his
 
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wishes and go whack themselves.
 

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