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Old 07-27-2017, 10:24 AM
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Default A completely useless, pointless thread. A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

....and we'll keep it that way.

Let's see how many posts we can build up, and how long we can keep this thread listed on top, by adding in those new posts. That is all.

Just one rule, please. Say nothing of value or real interest. This is the place to write nonsense - just keep the posts coming!

I look forward to being uninformed by what you write.
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As maintenance guy, when I go into the washrooms I announce myself with "Mismanagement!"
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Old 07-27-2017, 03:36 PM
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And since you made it rain I drained my boat now the lake is empty��
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Two wrongs don't make a right,
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Roses are red and violets are blue, whoever started this post its up to you.
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I see a trend:

the waste of time thread
the thread about nothing
the please ignore thread
small thing that **** me off thread
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Old 07-27-2017, 06:23 PM
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And this surprises you?
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Old 07-28-2017, 12:27 AM
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Sadly, not at all :-)
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Old 07-28-2017, 04:21 AM
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I thought "The Official Thread About Nothing" was for this stuff, but I'll have a go at a new one.
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I thought I had something important to say. But the thought got away before I could say it.
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My ankle itches but I can't reach it so I'll scratch my elbow instead.
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If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, then it's obviously a squirrel.
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Well said, your highness.
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My wife and I spent most of the day wandering around South Bend today. We did not get lost. This is very unusual.
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I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
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I defecated whilest in a state of ketosis, I surveyed the feces & declared it mummy dust but alas it was pyramid residual, but is that not one & the same ?!
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