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Ahem...are you guys across the pond having ...emmm...ahhhh errrr problems???? snicker...snicker snicker
Those "thingys" do appear a bit on the small side for us Muricans...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6557429/Scientists-invent-wearable-********-chilling-device-try-boost-mens-fertility.html
 
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So why aren't there more Eskimos?
 
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Nothing to do with chemicals, toxins and nano particles in the food chain or massive amounts of Estrogen in drinking water then?
 
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Before you invest in one of these products may I suggest that you come to my house and shovel the driveway.
Not only will your testes be sufficiently cooled, I will pay you $50 so now you have money to take a date out for a mid-priced meal.
 
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Apparently, happiness is a well-chilled sac. Although I'm not really sure of the utility of such a device. Imagine the look of amusement/horror when you drop your trousers and your lady sees this thing gripping the "boys".
 
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Originally Posted by JaguarJeffrey View Post
Imagine the look of amusement/horror when you drop your trousers and your lady sees this thing gripping the "boys".
Reminds me of one.
Man is caught by his wife wearing an artificial appendage during their love making.
She demands to know why he never told her from the beginning there was a problem and he needed to wear a prosthetic.
He says dont ask about the prosthetic and I wont ask about the kid.
 
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I recall hearing many years ago that Kenneth More who was married to a girl considerably younger than himself had tried dangling
his goolies in iced water in an attempt to improve fertility.
Nothing new under the sun!

 
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I like a good, high browed discussion.
Unfortunately, this is a load of *****.
 
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They will be higher if you dangle them in iced water.
 
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So will your voice.
 
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I used to wear a cricket box at least 2 or 2 times a week in my 20s.
 
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Good to know.
 
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Any particular reason or was it just a fashion statement?
 
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Perhaps he had to ride the London tube or in a bobsled team?
 
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mmmm this could be handy while watching the car races in the summer, you cant be too comfortable I reckon
 
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They would have given better advice by saying "No budgie smugglers! " ? It's the tightness of one's undergarments that effects one's fertility apparently. One should wear loose fitting undergarments to aid the movement of air around said artifacts.
 
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So there is some logic to saggy pants/trousers/breeks?

 
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One should wear loose fitting undergarments to aid the movement of air around said artifacts.
Not according to my grandmother. No joke.
She cautioned us extensively how grandad's testes would touch the water when he sat on the toilet as result of lifelong wearing loose fitting garments.
 
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Thank you so much for sharing.
 
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Originally Posted by Norri View Post
I recall hearing many years ago that Kenneth More who was married to a girl considerably younger than himself had tried dangling
his goolies in iced water in an attempt to improve fertility.
Nothing new under the sun!

omg havent heard the word goolies.since I was kid!!! Love it!!
 

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