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You do realize Arsenic is tasteless, right? LOL!
 
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A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.

When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level.

He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air.

He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.

He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!"

The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air.

The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs."

The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
 
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You do realize Arsenic is tasteless, right? LOL!
That and a few other goodies..I make my own coffee.
 
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but it dies in the process.

(that is a butchered version of a E.B. White quote)
 

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My 20 year old daughter has gone away for a few days, leaving my wife and I alone in the house.

So we have spent the last 2 hours cleaning her living room and bedroom.
 
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That's just to damn creepy!
 
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Would have been funnier with Trump's face ...
 
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