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Please post any funny sound clips here.

Please try to keep it real and clean.....anything Over the top will be removed and warnings issued.

Please use your best judgement..........

I'm going to start with this car complaint for a BMW gearbox..........man I laughed so hard....lol

This is guaranteed to bring a tear to a glass eye!!!

Car complaint by Jim Campbell 5 on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free
 
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Ok, so maybe not overly funny, but here's my ringtone on my sons / mates phone for when I call them.

Its part of the real soundtrack from Braveheart as spoken by Mel Gibson, slightly altered ( especially for me ) by my sister who has a ringtone company....

http://soundcloud.com/jim-campbell-2/lightningbolts
 
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That one will take some topping!

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Its part of the real soundtrack from Braveheart as spoken by Mel Gibson, slightly altered ( especially for me ) by my sister who has a ringtone company....

http://soundcloud.com/jim-campbell-2/lightningbolts
When I click that link it says "not found"
 
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When I click that link it says "not found"
Hmmm, strange Cameron.....I just clicked on the link withinyour quote and it took me straight there??

Anyone else?
 
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When I click that link it says "not found"
It's a Swiss thing. Getting anything across the border there is murder.

(still haven't got over having to pay for an annual vignette to drive 7 miles in Switzerland)

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Originally Posted by JimC64 View Post

Please post any funny sound clips here.

Please try to keep it real and clean.....anything Over the top will be removed and warnings issued.

Please use your best judgement..........

I'm going to start with this car complaint for a BMW gearbox..........man I laughed so hard....lol

This is guaranteed to bring a tear to a glass eye!!!

Car complaint by Jim Campbell 5 on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free

Any more to share??
 
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The ringtone was not allowed at work!

I have already heard the BMW gearbox one, it is sooooo funny. I like the night and day and race positions on the automatic geat box.
 

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Thanks for phoning me and giving the heads-up.

Great BMW sketch.

Wonder what would have happened if he went from Single Lane, to Dual Carriageway, to Motorway...

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Lol, you're welcome Rich

Laughter is the best medecine as they say, apart from copious amounts of Glayva of course!!
 
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What's that coming over the hill?

Is it a Mazda?

 
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Lol.....found myself singin that earlier today
 
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Great thread! I can't stop laughing with the clips. Keep them coming please!
 
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This one makes me ashamed to be an Australian. I live in hope that he's a Kiwi or a Pom import, but I think I am clutching at straws sadly.

 

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