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Old 06-06-2014, 12:46 PM
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This thread is dedicated to posting pointless thoughts, anecdotes, mundane daily events, your personal two cents and other mindless drivel not worthy of starting a new thread for. Conversation not necessary, but always welcome.

Such as: I borrowed my brother-in-laws new set of line wrenches yesterday. Broke the 5/8". Should have just bought my own.
 
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I dumped the water from my cooler into the mulch next to my walkway.
 
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I saw an XK150 at Home Depot yesterday. Can't imagine driving one there, I hate parking my XJR there as it is.
 
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I'm 53 years old and got stung by a wasp for the first time. Can't say I enjoyed it!
 
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My brother ran my xkr into a tree yesterday, the damage is minor but I was proud of the fact that my front fenders are the only panels that are completely bondo-free.

Looks like I'll be repainting my front end for the second time....
 
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Why is there always only one shoe lying in the middle of the road?
 
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You'll never comprehend cultural dynamics south of the Tropic of Capricorn. Don't try.
 
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Why is 'phonetic' spelt with a PH and not an F ?
 
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Why is Wh pronounced as F in Moari? and A as a U when it follows Wh.

eg. Whakatane= F*#katane???

(Moari, NZ native)
 
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Why does the USA treat the metric system of measurement as if it were the plague.
 
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Why is there always only one shoe lying in the middle of the road?
Perhaps a lot of people get run over in your neighborhood.
 
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Why Audemars Piguet is making anything namely a Barrichello,Montoya watch but Sterling Moss ,Juan Manual Fangio Edition

Glad, they finally manufactured Schumacher Edition
 
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You will never lose money betting on the stupidity of the populace.
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My wife gave me a strange look when I took the toaster to the garage to give it a service.
 

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Originally Posted by JimC64 View Post
Why is there always only one shoe lying in the middle of the road?
Don't know but it is true, go figure!
 
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You can drink Martian water in deep underground caverns. They are located in the red sand near the landing zones of aliens.
 
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Originally Posted by JimC64 View Post
Why is there always only one shoe lying in the middle of the road?
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Perhaps a lot of people get run over in your neighborhood.

Was it a one legged man?
Are there so many one legged people that the accident rate involving them is reaching epidemic proportions?
If it was your average accident with a healthy full bodied person, why didn't they come back for their other shoe?
 
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Upon loading the washing machine ( I'm a new man ..lol ) and being doubly sure to load 5 complete pairs of socks.
The machine finishes its wash cycle, when unloaded only 9 socks ( 4 and a half pair ) come out.....the machine is totally empty, I've checked and its nowhere to be found??


This has happened numerous times, so the question is....


Where do all the socks go??
 
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Originally Posted by JimC64 View Post
Was it a one legged man?
Not that its their fault, but one legged people sometimes have to walk slower. This might be politically incorrect.

And since when is ANYTHING in politics correct??
 

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