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Old 08-20-2010, 08:44 AM
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There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.

This other blonde drives by and sees the first blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a parking lot...

So she stops her car gets out and yells:

"IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SWIM OVER THERE AND DROWN YOU. YOU GIVE US BLONDES A BAD NAME!!"
 
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Two blondes walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.
 
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Did you know that the term Blonde refers to woman with blond hair, and the term blond (without the 'e') refers to males with blond hair?
 
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That's hilarous
 
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Good ones! But I am sure that someone will point out that blonde/blond jokes are politically unacceptable in this day and age and will ask that there be no more derogatory jokes or comments.


 
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I myself am blond, but contradictorily quite intelligent, however, blonde jokes are something that I will never tire of.
 
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Good ones! But I am sure that someone will point out that blonde/blond jokes are politically unacceptable in this day and age and will ask that there be no more derogatory jokes or comments.


Thanks for pointing out that everything now has to be politcally correct. Long live stereotypes!
 
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haha the bar one was just to funny!!
 
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Here's a good one:
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

courtesy of:http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/top-10...onde-jokes.php
 
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These jokes are great, keep em coming.

Another one:-

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

 
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muahhah
 
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These jokes are great, keep em coming.

Another one:-

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Awesome!!
 
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AIR FORCE 1 is flying over the United States. Barrack turns to Michelle and says, " I could throw this $100 bill out the window and make someone very happy". Michelle turns to him and says, "Well I could throw out 10 $100 bills and make 10 people very happy."
With that the pilot turns to the co pilot and says, " I could throw both of them out and make 236 million people very happy!"
 
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^ lmao
 
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what's the mating call of the blonde inside a bar?...."ooohhh i'm soooooo drunk"

mating call of a brunette in the same bar?..."are all the blondes gone?"
 
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Blonde: whats on tv honey?
Husband: Dust, get to it!
 
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Originally Posted by joycesjag View Post
Good ones! But I am sure that someone will point out that blonde/blond jokes are politically unacceptable in this day and age and will ask that there be no more derogatory jokes or comments.


I am Polish and Irish, which explains my screen name. I love Polish jokes, so bring it.
 
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Im a female blonde and I love the blonde jokes.

A (blonde or Polish girl) was in the riots and ransacked Argos last night ... she has 500 catalogues if you want one.
 
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AIR FORCE 1 is flying over the United States. Barrack turns to Michelle and says, " I could throw this $100 bill out the window and make someone very happy". Michelle turns to him and says, "Well I could throw out 10 $100 bills and make 10 people very happy."
With that the pilot turns to the co pilot and says, " I could throw both of them out and make 236 million people very happy!"
That reminds me of:
If Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi were in a sinking life boat, who would be saved?
America. - Jay Leno
 

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