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Coralkong 03-18-2014 11:15 PM

Here's why I always wanted a Jaguar.
 

I'm not even gonna lie.
I wanted to bang that chick. A lot.
Still do.

Hopefully she's aged as well as the car has, but I digress.

Can I get one of each, please?

Spikepaga 03-18-2014 11:28 PM

Love that video. Saw it for the first time a few years ago and had to download both the song the video and then some other WS songs as well...


If I was not a preschooler at the time I would have definitely been wearing that hair and driving one of those cars! Or trying to.

Coralkong 03-18-2014 11:38 PM

I don't have the hair, and the leather pants were never a good idea, trust me...but the thought of Tawnee Kitain spread-eagle on the front of my Jaguar....well, I hope she's aged as well as the car....

And I would totally......ahhh, well, nevermind.

Damn....love me some Tawnee.....damn.....love me some nice Jaguars.

Why don't hot chicks come and spread-eagle automatically on the hood of my car?
Isn't that why I bought this POS?

:lol:

JK.

Coralkong 03-18-2014 11:46 PM

Bet if I buy an XK they will just run and jump on the hood and spread, though.......so I shall start saving.


My mid-life crisis should not nullify my notion of reality. Just saying.

Danny A Fish 03-19-2014 06:22 AM

re: hope she is aging as well as the car ...... ummmm... possibly not...

2002 - arrested for spousal battery, 2006 - dui, 2008 - "cast member" on celebrity rehab with Dr Drew

I am sure she is a very nice person but i would personally prefer to find her spreadeagled on the bonnet than the back seat these days, and definitely nowhere near the drivers seat

Fulton 03-19-2014 06:43 AM

Last summer I came out of a store to find a young hottie on the hood of my jag with her friend taking pictures. I was more concerned with the paint then her looks, I guess I didn't age well either :D

ptaboy 03-19-2014 08:14 AM

I just want to sniff the hood…

Spikepaga 03-19-2014 09:54 AM

I don't care how hot you are, if you are doing pirouettes and scratching any of my British racing green bonnets you better be prepared to spend the next 4 days with my Porter Cable removing any imperfections.

mohrd 03-19-2014 11:46 AM

No, she hasn't aged very well. However there is a famous "oops" at 2:19ish in this video...just sayin'.

Jac 03-19-2014 02:55 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Tawnee Kitain

ptaboy 03-29-2014 11:37 AM

Rough! Lotta miles. :icon_saywhat:

timetraveler1 03-29-2014 08:23 PM


Originally Posted by Fulton (Post 935060)
Last summer I came out of a store to find a young hottie on the hood of my jag with her friend taking pictures. I was more concerned with the paint then her looks, I guess I didn't age well either :D

Now that's funny!!!

car5car 03-30-2014 09:17 PM

The girl just needs some body work, paint job and she'll look like new!:)

Stuart Beattie 04-01-2014 01:52 PM

OUCH,
Sounds expensive, CHASSIS, SUSPENSION, UNDERCARRIAGE, POWERTRAIN, underlying issues could be lurking...

BUYER BEWARE!

Might sound nice on 1st enquiry, then there ...could .... be ... gulp,,,,

RUST!!! Check the sills NOW!

Drumroll Please? And yes, of course I fancied her in the video, ROCK ON !!! :)


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