Judging from the size, shape and angle I'd say Manolo Blahniks.

 

Spoken like a man with exceptional taste...and/or an expensive wife. Not to worry...we've got more than a few of those around here.

 

I would agree with this... could be the vehicle was stolen and then the idiots trashed it for good measure. Looks too extensive for the upset spousal unit to bother with.
Lawrence

 

Either that or you are behind on your payments to your drug dealer, bookie or loan shark and this is a friendly "collections" reminder...

 

$21,950 plus the cost of another wreck to get the parts to fix most of this mess, buyer is looking at quite a project but with time and some love this car can come back.

Such passion our cars inspire! Love, Anger, Jealousy

Men fall in love with ships, airplanes, cars and women. Jealousy is just a fall-out from this. My wife calls my F-Type "Mike's mistress" and she's OK with it as long as "Mike's mistress" STAYS a Jaguar F-Type. Women are happy when they have a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage and a tiger in the bedroom: men, be a tiger.

How alive are you?

 

Put another way: how many wives here would like to kill their husbands, figuratively speaking? Especially the way [some of us] we drive?* Don't be shy, raise your hands.

I'M ALIVE!!!

P.S. I **** my wife off practically every time we drive together...and I'm still alive. And still married!

 

My wife refers to the F-Type as my mistress as well. She's ok with that as well as long as the car resides in the garage. She can remember a time before we were married when most of a car was spread out in the living room. (Not quite certain why, but she was not very impressed with that).

 

My wife calls my garage my personal brothal and my car's my personal girls lol. Hahahah

 

Other than parts spread out in the living room, I think we all - or certainly many of us - have our F-Types referred to as our mistress. One thing's for sure, our cars are a hell of a lot cheaper than a real mistress (and that's not even counting the divorce).

And what is this, now you've "modded" your avatar?

 

Now I just need to find someone to turn that avatar into a couple of badges.

 

That would make it an FU Type!

 

multiple entendre intended!

 

Never!

 

Going back through the auction on Monday....

https://www.copart.com/lot/25009297