This problem is extremely annoying, everytime I step out of my car the bottom of my pants get dirty from the damn car, anyone know some way to get out besides the obvious 'clean the car'?

 

Get out from the drivers window, Dukes of hazard style! then put ur key in the door to activate the auto window close procedure... pimp!

 

HA HA!

I usually take my pants off, throw them through the sunroof onto the hood of the car, get out, and put pants back on, using my key to activate said procedure above. Got my wife that way...

 

exactly what I was going to say.... I dont know how I get out of my car, i will check later today, maybe Ive been walking around with dirty pants all day and I dint even know it

 

Dude, dirty pants are the new thing, just like holes on the knees were in the 80's.

Wash your car more, my sh*t is always clean enough to eat dinner off of.

Just messin with ya, but here are my suggestions:

1) take one GIANT step out with your left leg
2) wear skin tight pants, or just tights
3) dukes of hazzard method
4) stop off-roading with your Jaguar

 

I get my pants dirty and say "so what, I drive a Jaaaaaggggg!"

 

sh*t and dinner in the same sentence??? mmmm appetizing!

GREAT all around post though!!!! My sh*t is pretty damn clean too.

 

Great thread! I checked to see what I do, and I found that I have long enough legs to avoid this, so... you could grow. Or, instead of cleaning the car on a regular basis, next time you do wash it, spend the extra two minutes on the door jambs, especially the lower portion that you see when you step out. This portion of the car takes longer to get dirty. I don't keep my "sh*t" super clean all the time as I put about 23k a year on it, so I can't wash it all the time. That and I live in the Pacific Northwest, so, wash it, and then watch it rain and get all nasty again.

 

Ha ok Rick, EDIT: "Wash your car more, my VEHICLE is always clean enough to eat dinner off of."

Happy

 

I had the same problem.
Decided to wear shorts ALL the time,any weather.

Boss hates the look of my shorts with dress shoes and black sox,but said it looks better than my long pants with dirt on the back of the legs.
Try it.

 

Hey thats what I look like when I'm out cutting the grass....

Before you laugh....It's better than what JoycesJag does!

 

I crawl over the console into the back seat. I then remove the section of the seat with the pass thru into the trunk(boot); wriggle into the trunk(boot) then activate the emergency trunk(boot) release because by now I have lost my keys. Then I just hop like a little bunny out of the boot(trunk) and search for my lost keys. Alternatively, I drive in my hip boots(not trunks).

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha ...... I have the full folding seat.... You might be faster but at least my seat folds down! OH CRAP.... It only opens from the trunk.....Damn I shoulda gotten a V8

 

I actually mud wrestle females for a job so its really not a concern.

 

Try wearing a mini-skirt...
But then you'd be showing all you've got...
Leedsman.

 

 

I was going to post a clever way of not getting your pants dirty while exiting your car, but I **** my pants laughing at the other responses, so nevermind.