Mid-Life Crisis
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When we moved out in the sticks were we live now, my wife told me not to buy a cabrio, to prevent typical blondes to get attracted to me and the cabrio..
Instead I bought a small tractor to work the land of our 4 acre plot and even-out the exercise area of the horses... ... were a neighbour spotted me.
So two days later this blond lady appeared at our front door asking if I would be willing to even-out her horse excercise area too.. .. this has since
become my standard party joke and my wife hates it..
Instead I bought a small tractor to work the land of our 4 acre plot and even-out the exercise area of the horses... ... were a neighbour spotted me.
So two days later this blond lady appeared at our front door asking if I would be willing to even-out her horse excercise area too.. .. this has since
become my standard party joke and my wife hates it..
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When we moved out in the sticks were we live now, my wife told me not to buy a cabrio, to prevent typical blondes to get attracted to me and the cabrio..
Instead I bought a small tractor to work the land of our 4 acre plot and even-out the exercise area of the horses... ... were a neighbour spotted me.
So two days later this blond lady appeared at our front door asking if I would be willing to even-out her horse excercise area too.. .. this has since
become my standard party joke and my wife hates it..
Instead I bought a small tractor to work the land of our 4 acre plot and even-out the exercise area of the horses... ... were a neighbour spotted me.
So two days later this blond lady appeared at our front door asking if I would be willing to even-out her horse excercise area too.. .. this has since
become my standard party joke and my wife hates it..
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According to most "official" definitions, mid-life is defined as ranging from 40 to 60 years of age, precisely where the survey on this forum places the bulk of the F-Type owners. However, I would propose that ownership is not the result of a mid-life crisis, but rather a mid-life epiphany or enlightenment.
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I have another defintion. Why not say the 'midlife' is the " Year zero" , before that its "BF" [ ..Before the F-type..] and then the new era starts 'WF" [..With the F-Type..] ,
hopefully do not arrive at "AF " [.. After the F-Type..] , unless they pass through a sudden climate change era 'WTF' [...Without The F-Type ..] when they crash it, it gets stolen,
or they are forced to sell.
I have another defintion. Why not say the 'midlife' is the " Year zero" , before that its "BF" [ ..Before the F-type..] and then the new era starts 'WF" [..With the F-Type..] ,
hopefully do not arrive at "AF " [.. After the F-Type..] , unless they pass through a sudden climate change era 'WTF' [...Without The F-Type ..] when they crash it, it gets stolen,
or they are forced to sell.
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@Unhingd
I have another defintion. Why not say the 'midlife' is the " Year zero" , before that its "BF" [ ..[b]Before the F-type..] and then the new era starts 'WF" [..[b]With the F-Type..] ,
hopefully do not arrive at "AF " [.. [b]After the F-Type..] , unless they pass through a sudden climate change era 'WTF' [...[b]Without The F-Type ..] when they crash it, it gets stolen,
or they are forced to sell.
I have another defintion. Why not say the 'midlife' is the " Year zero" , before that its "BF" [ ..[b]Before the F-type..] and then the new era starts 'WF" [..[b]With the F-Type..] ,
hopefully do not arrive at "AF " [.. [b]After the F-Type..] , unless they pass through a sudden climate change era 'WTF' [...[b]Without The F-Type ..] when they crash it, it gets stolen,
or they are forced to sell.
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I'm surprised that no one has commented that it technically, it says mid-LIVES crisis (as in a cat having 9 lives). If you're only midway through #1 at 65, you could have another 1105 years to go. Just watch out for the Land ROVERS.
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My 99 1/2 year old father-in-law still works 60 hours per week at a physical labor job in his own factory and shows no signs of the aging process we normally assume accompanies his advanced age. He walks without any old age gait. still lives on his own, does his own cooking and gardening, grows prize tomatoes for me and gets up on a tall ladder every weekend to pick figs for my wife. There is an old Yiddish saying that is usually part of a birthday greeting that " you should live 'til 120," but we don't say it to him on birthdays any longer, because we believe we'd be cutting him short. In the past 6 weeks, he traveled to Austria (his birthplace) for two weeks, came home then flew to the Caribbean Islands to be with his son and grandchildren for a week. He wears me out when we're together, and I'm 34 years his junior. So in his case, it might have been his midlife crisis at the age we're discussing.
As for my midlife crisis car, it has to be red, Italian, and have 2 doors, and mine came home to me a couple of weeks ago after a 4 year restoration. Time for a drive!
As for my midlife crisis car, it has to be red, Italian, and have 2 doors, and mine came home to me a couple of weeks ago after a 4 year restoration. Time for a drive!