Owner's/User's Manual
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Owner's/User's Manual
I have just recently purchased a 2003 X-Type and it did not come with any manuals. I really could care less about a physical copy nor do I want to pay for somethingI should have. Does anyone have an eletronic version that they could send to me or point me to where I might find one? Thanks in advance.
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Hey there udontnojack, I do, actually I know his whole family!
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high School dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-happens children Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy, with his hew bride, Piza Schitt.
So, if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them, not only do you know jack, you know his whole family...........
JC
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JIMBO, you're too much... BTW, ROTFLMFAO!
JIMBO, you're too much... BTW, ROTFLMFAO!
JC
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Is possible Biggie........shame, they seemed such nice girls too......lol
Personally I think its a bit of a coincidence that racers been missing for about the same amount of time???
You thinkin what I'm thinkin??
RACER????
lol
Jim
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Yeah Aquill...........now you know his whole family.......lol
Keep that one up your sleeve for the next arguement when someone says....you dont know Jack Schitt
Lol
JC
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Hey Aquill............good for you buddy...........internet at home I mean............I was wondering how your post count went up sooo dramatically.......lol
Racer...........dunno?
Think maybe his wife's done im in? Maybe at " the clinic" drying out.......lol
Maybe...........joined a WMB forum????[&:]
Anyone else got any ideas??
JC