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ORIGINAL: udontnojack

Thank you VERY much. It's appreciated!
udontnojack now udonojack
 
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Hey there udontnojack, I do, actually I know his whole family!

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parent's wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high School dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-happens children Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy, with his hew bride, Piza Schitt.
So, if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them, not only do you know jack, you know his whole family...........


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JIMBO, you're too much... BTW, ROTFLMFAO!
 
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JIMBO, you're too much... BTW, ROTFLMFAO!
Lol cheers biggie...........you're the second one to say that today...........diet I think[&:]

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LOL. Post a pic and we'll let Smidge and the girls tell you if you need to diet!

BOT: The electronic handbook works great BTW!
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:21 PM
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Girls??
What girls?
Aint seen em in agesssss

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Old 04-21-2007, 10:59 AM
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I think that we scared them away...or their husbands came on the forum and saw the type of crap we wrote and they made them stop coming on!
 
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Is possible Biggie........shame, they seemed such nice girls too......lol
Personally I think its a bit of a coincidence that racers been missing for about the same amount of time???
You thinkin what I'm thinkin??
RACER????
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Yeah where the h is racer? I miss that drunk son of a gun! Nice post by the way Jimmy boy, I now officially know JACK!
 
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Old 04-22-2007, 12:01 PM
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Aww man, I hope he isn't taking time to work on his rap album too?
 
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Yeah Aquill...........now you know his whole family.......lol
Keep that one up your sleeve for the next arguement when someone says....you dont know Jack Schitt
Lol

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Will do Jimmy, where is racer by the way? Now that I have the internet at home he's just going to ditch us all! That is not freakin' fair!
 
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Aquiller got internet? Hip hip, horray! Bout time man, you were MIA most of the time unless you were at the in-law's house. The more the merrier!
 
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Yeah the only crappy part is that now that I have the internet nobody hardly posts on here! Haven't even heard from racer since I've had the internet!
 
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Hey Aquill............good for you buddy...........internet at home I mean............I was wondering how your post count went up sooo dramatically.......lol
Racer...........dunno?
Think maybe his wife's done im in? Maybe at " the clinic" drying out.......lol
Maybe...........joined a WMB forum????[&:]

Anyone else got any ideas??

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Whats wmb jimmy? You mean BMF-battered mens forum!!!
 


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