Anyone else have this problem? When my Jaguar is at work, I have to walk out each day and wipe the bird poo off. I take the beaten up Porsche with bad paint and dents, to work and there is nothing, absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, the Jaguar at home has multiple hits when I return.

I had them both at home yesterday, Porsche, zero bird poo hits, Jaguar, 4 bird poo hits. They were three feet from each other.

Is it the shiney paint, do birds get a feel good from pooping on the most expensive looking car they can find? Can I save myself by putting a blow up Ferrari in the parking lot at work? Yeash.

 

Hmmm... no poop on mine (yet...).
Are you sure the Porsche has bad paint and dents, or is it just a lot of bird poo?

 

Jealous birds. Put a stuffed hawk on your top while inside. Also don't park under light fixtures and trees.

 

Take it as good luck.

 

 

Yup, most definitely, at work, no such thing. Somehow the car gets saught out anyway.

 

Stay away from trees!!!!

 

Color of car could have a effect.
My grey car gets very little bird dropping
My white car must look like a outhouse to birds, lots of mess after a few hours:

 

My bird is potty trained he only poops sitting down.

 

Yes, all the time. Never had a car **** on so much before in my life.