When I try to start the car, all it does is click. The lights come on, all systems seem to be go... but no start. It must be the atarter, but I cannot locate it on the car. Anybody got any ideas?

 

Jumper cables are your friend...really sounds like your battery's drained.

I'd check that first and if it still won't work check the starter.

 

I had the same snag after replacing the top latch hyd hoses, I managed to miss connect the "idiot proof" terminals in the overhead consol, and a blew fuse (I believe D6, cx your owners manual as mine is a 02), anyway same fuse as the engine immobiliser, hence, all the bells and whistles but the engine would not crank... It was immobilised!!
Top tip cx that fuse (5amp) if my memory serves..
Regards