Couldn't resist after "Hand Job" ....

 

Cats Don't like to be wet,,, They tend to spend the rest of day licking themselves dry...

Looks like you will be there all day drying your Kitty...

 

Hi Malbec

We are on the slippery slope now. Its a red card for you!!!!
They look nice glistening with water don't they?

Well done Al

 

Blast, never have quite gotten a grasp of that British sense of humor.

 

Mmmm. Sexy.

 

OK Guys. I'm here in Texas. So you have to explain some things to us in this part of the world. What to heck is a Red Card????

EZDriver

 

"OK Guys. I'm here in Texas. So you have to explain some things to us in this part of the world. What to heck is a Red Card????"

I think it is kinda like in Soccer,,, when you are penalized you're given a yellow card or red card depending on severity.

Look at your post under (Hand Job) referring to washing BY HAND... Humour puts smiles on faces,,, Some people are very open-minded and some get offended...

Look how you phrased yours,,, and think about it comes across,,, funny,, well I don't mind, its the least she could do is give you a hand...

Look how I phrased mine,,, and think about,,, not as Obvious Maybe... My wife is very happy with the car and maybe one day she will give me hand or something,,, till then I am stuck doing it alone...

Just kidding Honey (in-case she reads this)

 

Da Count is right in soccer the yellow card is a warning and the red sent off straight away. I thought the pussey was abit stronger than hand job. So expected Norri to issue a" Red card" !!! only Joking
Al

 

Don't dunk the kitty unless you know what you are getting into.....








Red and yellow cards in Rugby too.

Malbec;

Brave of you to post a photo of your own after that Post Title....

Count;

You are on your 'own' with the PBTW now....unless she is helping with your 'giggling' again.

How is that 12 volt system you are using working for you now?

Careful you don't get it wet....


cheers,

jj

 

No need for red cards.....yet!

Here's a couple more wet ones.

 

That pussey certainly needs a bit of tidying up.

Al.

 

You are typing in an American forum, so no 'e' in *****, you will confuse Rev!! LOL

 

Hey... don't bring me into this! I've received quite a few yellow cards from Jim, so I intentionally avoided posting in this thread and the hand job thread to make sure they weren't associated with me in any way. If I had chosen to participate, both threads would have been much more entertaining.

 

There are twice as many hits on the hand job thread as there are on this one...Hmmm

 

I wonder if we should Start a Spanking Thread....

BECAUSE,,,, I was with the PBTW and going to dinner and a white Vette with a Gene Shalit look alike and his wife started teasing my wife's Kitty at 2 different lights...

Finally at the 3rd I had it in sport and he goes for it,,, My PBTW looks at him waves,,, blows a kiss and I smack the throttle from 20 mph roll... I was at 110 in a flash and he was so far back he never came up to me again...

Embarrassed I guess,,, That MY WIFES KITTY SPANKED HIS VETTE ( remember it is her car not mine,,,,LOL)

 

Pity you never let her drive.

I bet the PBTW would have spanked his Vette at the first light if she had been driving.....

After all she can't spend all her time 'giggling' and 'jiggling' stuff for 'da Count.

cheers and Happy Holidays,

jj

 

"Pity you never let her drive."

She does not want to put miles on the car...

She will average about 600 miles a month on her regular driving... HHHHmmmm (I might have to tell her this kind of vehicle needs an oil change every 600 miles or once a month no matter what)

I get to drive when we go out and when I can come up with a reason to take it to the shop,,, So far she has let me change the oil, Scrub the inside of the wheels, Polish the exhaust, (it's Stainless YA Know...LOL) Oh and I had to crimp that cable... But I am running out of Excuses to drive it,,,

Thank God,,, the brakes dust the inside of the wheels with in the week,,, Almost dirty enough to use that excuse again...

Cheers and The Happiest of Holidays,,,

And a MERRY CHRISTMAS to ALL...

 

As I washed my cabrio today I found myself inspired by this thread and hand job thread, so I took some photos to complete the set:-

Firstly my dirty, topless wet *****, hosed down for a hand job


Next ***** having a hand job


finanly clean ***** at night goes topless


Enjoy.......

Merry xmas and happy new year....

 

Guy must have been asleep at the wheel. I have very rarely red-light raced but I am pretty sure my old relatively stock 1995 Corvette would have spanked my 2005 XKR without much effort.

Doug

 

"I am pretty sure my old relatively stock 1995 Corvette would have spanked my 2005 XKR without much effort."

Ahhh I DON'T THINK SO...

How fast is that car ? 2005 XKRPerformance: top speed 250 km/h (155 mph) electronically governed (declared by factory); accelerations 0- 60 mph 5.2 s, 0- 100 km/h 5.4 s (declared by factory), 1/4 mile drag time (402 m) 13.2 s (a-c simulation).
Weights: curb weight (lbs) 3,785
1995 Chevrolet Corvette LT1 0-60 mph 5.1 Quarter mile 13.5
Curb Weight, lbs. 3298

Yours was one of the faster Vettes from the Factory... The rest were Much slower...

And Our 2005 are 500LBS heavier... Than your 1995 Vette.. So I would re-think that Statement... Be Proud of your Kitty....

1970 Chevrolet Corvette 427 0-60 mph 6.0 Quarter mile 14.1
1973 Corvette (350ci) L82 0-60 mph 6.6 Quarter mile 14.9
1973 Corvette (454ci) 0-60 mph 6.3 Quarter mile 14.4
1975 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 9.5 Quarter mile 16.2
1976 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 8.0 Quarter mile 16.3
1977 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 8.7 Quarter mile 16.4
1979 Chevrolet Corvette L82 0-60 mph 7.2 Quarter mile 15.5
1980 Chevrolet Corvette L82 0-60 mph 7.3 Quarter mile 15.2
1982 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 9.1 Quarter mile 16.4
1984 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 6.6 Quarter mile 14.9
1985 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 5.6 Quarter mile 13.9
1986 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 5.7 Quarter mile 14.2
1986 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible 0-60 mph 5.9 Quarter mile 14.3
1988 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible 0-60 mph 5.9 Quarter mile 14.4
1988 Chevrolet Corvette Z51 0-60 mph 5.9 Quarter mile 14.4
1990 Chevrolet Corvette 0-60 mph 5.6 Quarter mile 14.1
1991 Chevrolet Corvette Roadster 0-60 mph 5.5 Quarter mile 13.9
1992 Chevrolet Corvette LT1 0-60 mph 5.6 Quarter mile 13.9
1993 Chevrolet Corvette LT1 0-60 mph 5.2 Quarter mile 13.9
1994 Chevrolet Corvette LT1(Auto) 0-60 mph 5.4 Quarter mile 13.9


I AM JUST SAYING

Merry Christmas