Check out those wheels! Here's the link:
Cars for Sale: 2003 Jaguar XK8 Coupe in Dallas, TX 75228: Coupe Details - 313610840 - AutoTrader.com
Somebody go claim that prize!

 

That seems like a good price.

 

Just called on it: it is a 2 owner car 1st owned for 1yr 11 months 6,700 miles 2nd owner 2005 till present @ 60,000 miles ,,, accident in 2004 Carfax says vehicle not damaged,,, Driver seat is worn... Has a 10 inch scratch on the front bumper under the directional... And it is an XK8 with XKR Emblems and Louvers...

 

Whew...you had me going there for a second Skid...I thought you were bailing on us

 

Nope, mine's in the body shop oven right now baking a new coat of paint onto that genuine XKR hood I was offered several weeks ago.

That sure is a nice red on that car in the listing. I'm wondering what H20Boy will do when he sees those wheels on it! It's even in Dallas lol...

 

Cross-dressing in the world of Jaguars---Hmmmm!

 

"Cross-dressing in the world of Jaguars---Hmmmm!"

Make sure your wife doesn't catch you looking at video's of them...

 

Does that mean its a female posing as a male?

I liked the wheels at first, but the more I looked at them they seem a bit too large for the car (if that's possible these days). Kinda like Dolly Parton ***** on Cher.

 

The xkr does have larger boost!

 

"Does that mean its a female posing as a male?"

Give a reached around and find OUT...

 

Ah....that's what those two testosterone-filled lumps under the hood are.

 

Perhaps I should choose my words more carefully next time?

 

"Perhaps I should choose my words more carefully next time? "

Ehh Don't worry about it,,, your among friends...

Probably just a Fruedian slip anyway....

 

Your trangressions led me to this,,, but replace the 2nd to last line with "so you driven an XKR???"

Monty Python Nudge Nudge Wink Wink - YouTube

 

I think they're 19's, and they probably look better in person...

 

Perhaps this is more appropriate for understanding that sometimes the clothes/hood/bonnet louvers are not the full story:

Lumberjack Song - Monty Python - YouTube

cheers,

jj

 

Are you sure it's not a REAL xkr?

My XKR happened to be listed as an XK8...which made for one hell of a deal

 

The Carfax had it as a XK8, so it MUST be true haha...

 

great color, best wheels you can have but its a coupe, and I'm now a fan of the clear blue sky on a warm sunny day. Plus, I totaled up what I've actually spent on my car (beyond insurance and the selling price via de'loan) and i fell off my chair. Between cosmetic, audi, and repairs w/ preventative maintenance, that's too much invested...this car isn't going anywhere. I just had 3/4 of the car repainted to correct every scuff, bumper and bonnet chip, and surface scratch. She owes me another 5 years, minimum!

 

I hear ya, Matt. Had to think of you tho when I saw those wheels and that Dallas listing!