Read the manual and what i've found on forum. Left foot brake, right foot lightly press gas, wait for "dynamic launch" on dash and wait, wait, wait.....never see the dynamic launch message. I can feel the car torque against the brake pedal, but again, no message. I'm afraid to just fully torque brake for fear of smoking something (besides the tires, which I don't mind).
Any suggestions?

 

No launch control on the V8, only on the V6 and the 4-pot. To launch the V8 just floor it!