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Old 03-02-2018, 02:08 PM
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So I'm walking around the rear end of my car from the passenger to the drivers side and notice the hind end is relatively large. The lines of the car tell me I should be able to walk straight back but as I approach the posterior i'm forced to take a half step to the side. Then as I round the fanny I once again am side stepping before getting to the driver's side door. Have you taken a step back and realized this car has a phat azz? Moderators please give feedback on appropriateness as I only use colloquialisms and idiomatic expressions if they fit and mean no disrespect. I have taken a step back, realized it's phat, but that it also looks a bit like a ducks derriere. I christen the heinie of my car a Phat Duck's Badonkadunk. Now I need to figure out what the front of the car reminds me of.
 
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This is probably the best essay on the rear I've ever seen
 
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a lot of weirdos joining recently
 
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I think weirdo would be a bit strong. Most people have deep thoughts about something others might find odd at some point. Now all of us deep thinkers have an outlet. Going to add Phat Duck Badonkadunk to my signature for sure.
 
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Does my bum look big in this ?

English bum =US fanny
US fanny = English *****
 
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a lot of weirdos joining recently
I know, right? Some are even putting windows into their hood and other strange stuff.
 
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:21 PM
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Does my bum look big in this ?
I'd tap it.
 
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Originally Posted by malbec View Post
Does my bum look big in this ?

English bum =US fanny
US fanny = English *****
Stunning keister!!
 
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Sophia Vegara comes to mind. Not a bad thing, it's a feature....and it can light up the "runway". It gets a ton of compliments.
 

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Not a phat azz my friend... those are some sumptuously curvaceous hips!
 
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The description I've been using for some time now for how wide the car is:

"It sure fills out a parking space."
 
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There is more than one version of this track shoot on the net.

This is the Badonkadunk version...

 
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This is probably the best essay
 
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I know, right? Some are even putting windows into their hood and other strange stuff.
What are u trying to say? Both sts-v and I have that hood.....
 
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Originally Posted by lizzardo View Post
The description I've been using for some time now for how wide the car is:

"It sure fills out a parking space."
That's perfect!!
 
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So I'm walking around the rear end of my car from the passenger to the drivers side and notice the hind end
Proof positive that this cat is female.
 
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Originally Posted by woodturner View Post
Proof positive that this cat is female.
Then....Do the fenders make my azz look big??
 
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Then....Do the fenders make my azz look big??
No...your fat butt does.
 
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Old 03-24-2018, 02:20 PM
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Female and thong in the Riviera type sassy but classy.
 

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