So I'm walking around the rear end of my car from the passenger to the drivers side and notice the hind end is relatively large. The lines of the car tell me I should be able to walk straight back but as I approach the posterior i'm forced to take a half step to the side. Then as I round the fanny I once again am side stepping before getting to the driver's side door. Have you taken a step back and realized this car has a phat azz? Moderators please give feedback on appropriateness as I only use colloquialisms and idiomatic expressions if they fit and mean no disrespect. I have taken a step back, realized it's phat, but that it also looks a bit like a ducks derriere. I christen the heinie of my car a Phat Duck's Badonkadunk. Now I need to figure out what the front of the car reminds me of.

 

This is probably the best essay on the rear I've ever seen

 

a lot of weirdos joining recently

 

I think weirdo would be a bit strong. Most people have deep thoughts about something others might find odd at some point. Now all of us deep thinkers have an outlet. Going to add Phat Duck Badonkadunk to my signature for sure.

 

Does my bum look big in this ?

English bum =US fanny
US fanny = English *****

 

I know, right? Some are even putting windows into their hood and other strange stuff.

 

I'd tap it.

 

Stunning keister!!

 

Sophia Vegara comes to mind. Not a bad thing, it's a feature....and it can light up the "runway". It gets a ton of compliments.

 

Not a phat azz my friend... those are some sumptuously curvaceous hips!

 

The description I've been using for some time now for how wide the car is:

"It sure fills out a parking space."

 

There is more than one version of this track shoot on the net.

This is the Badonkadunk version...

 

This is probably the best essay

 

What are u trying to say? Both sts-v and I have that hood.....

 

That's perfect!!

 

Proof positive that this cat is female.

 

Then....Do the fenders make my azz look big??

 

No...your fat butt does.

 

Female and thong in the Riviera type sassy but classy.

 

so funny, I used to work with a German fellow when I sold cars - he referred to junk in the trunk and “she is having much trash in the can...”

the jag is like my Australian Shepherd, a little heavy in the rear but both are very fun to hang out with.