LOL good spirited silliness, whether you'd sticker your car or not. =) Found randomly online.

 

Maybe nobody. That may have just been added to the photo after the picture was taken.

 

I have this…

but if you want text then “Support the Police” might be beneficial.

 

Don't have a photo but my rear view mirrors all say the same thing. "Objects in mirror are losing". Bought of eBay.
I'll never grow up.

 

I decided on a modest flag-wave as I pass:

 

I love you guys so much. =) Both the mirror and union jack are so fun. Life is short... enjoy it. =)

 

Fun is a noun. So goes before an adverb. Such fun.
Pedantic, not really. Our English language is slowly being ruined. Particularly, sat outside instead of sitting outside.
Yes I’m apparently an old fart.
I am however in tune with your sentiment.

 

It's a forum. Some of us are driving and don't have time for such silliness.