I had such an amazing time on the run I thought it would be helpful to have an official suggestions complaint and observation thread for all the runners I'll begin
-Jay has to many friends
- I want the ingredients for the lemon tarts. (Feel as there was some speacil ingredients officers got way to excited when they bit into them. And personally I had very numbing sensation in my mouth after I bit into one
- some exhausts weren't loud enough
- Joe is an *******
- donations are not obligations but suggestions you must donate *******s
- wasn't enough police escorts imho.
- Jay reminds me of stallin
- after Jay hugged I had very funny feeling in my pants
- some runners were threatened to be wacked at lighthouse
- Canadians don't give a **** who is in charge
- I felt that mbourne didn't get enough of following behind me in my car and hearing my exhaust
- I wasnt allowed to drive Schumachers car or wear his helmet
-Joes and *******
as I am super exhausted I will continue to add to my complaints comments and suggestions. Runner please feel free to add your comments and complaints to make the next run even better

 

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ok...starting from the top:

-jay has to many friends (Less than you know. Count yourself lucky...and YOUR luck might be starting to run out. And it's TOO, not TO.)

- i want the ingredients for the lemon tarts. (feel as there was some speacil ingredients officers got way to excited when they bit into them. And personally i had very numbing sensation in my mouth after i bit into one (I'll see what I can do but may I suggest that that numbing sensation was Danielle channeling ALL our anger at you and punching you in the mouth?)

- some exhausts weren't loud enough (tell that to Marko)

- joe is an ******* (I won't touch that with a 10-foot pole. If you need couples therapy I can recommend someone.)

- donations are not obligations but suggestions you must donate *******s (Not even sure WTF that means.)

- wasn't enough police escorts imho. (I agree with you...for a change. The five or six we had - from 5 or 6 different jurisdictions - clearly wasn't enough. Score 1 for you!)

- jay reminds me of stallin. (Wonderful compliment to give your surrogate father! And it's Stalin with 1 "l". And if you're gonna compare me with a Communist *******, it should be Mussolini but only because he kept the trains running on time. Still, a hellava name to equate me with. And I love "black humor" as much if not more than the next guy - AND not that I wish to continue along THESE macabre lines - but I guess I should just be glad he didn't equate this New York Jew with Hilter! Enough said about that.)

- after jay hugged i had very funny feeling in my pants (And Jay had nothing to do with that sensation. And if you keep this attitude up Jay with have nothing to do with you period.)

- some runners were threatened to be wacked at lighthouse (And for good reason.)

- canadians don't give a **** who is in charge (And can be irascible. Not all, just some. Make that one.)

- i felt that mbourne didn't get enough of following behind me in my car and hearing my exhaust (See above.)

- i wasnt allowed to drive schumachers car or wear his helmet (Give the man an inch and he wants to take a mile. There are limits man!)

-joes and ******* (Here's that number for that therapist; 207.555.1212. You can also ask about that sensation in your pants. And for crying out loud: Check your spelling!)

As i am super exhausted i will continue to add to my complaints comments and suggestions. Runner please feel free to add your comments and complaints to make the next run even better (Better??? Are you insane? I do however like the double entendre: SUPER EXHAUSTED. Unfortunately I am quite certain it wasn't intended.)

Your comments and suggestions are not only not appreciated but are being filed away in an appropriate fashion.

 

Hey just being rebellious son hahhahahahahahha

 

===>. I find this thread to be quite interesting, enhanced of course by Jay and his responses that represent a warmth, maturity (yes Zeeeeeeeee, maturity) that Newton would state defies gravity. Quite amusing Jay and in addition to your responses, I have opted to input the following:

Z meister states, ‘Joe” and his depiction of this fine gentleman from NJ is totally mis-characterized as he is not Anywhere near this **** cavity as you so falsely conclude and might I say must-represent. I am adaptable to my environment of new family and friends, which I enjoyed so much.....however for some reason when you arrived interrupting our awesome first evening ‘late’, was told to shut up multiple times......, capping it off by the tour guide ‘Mac’ who is a fine gentleman stating.....”if you would shut up for five minutes”, capped off by ‘your’ posting about sensations in your mouth and trousers from ‘Lemmon Tarts”??? .....I have to scratch my head wondering, and repulsed by your biological references to this gentleman named Joe!???

Jay, as for the therapist, not sure that ‘I’ need one, but if I am wrong and it proves to be so, I will go only if ‘Z for brains” has separate appointments, and secondly covers my deductible/co-payment!

I must admit that Jays responses one again were extremely appropriate. He did forget to state that the unofficial impromptu pulling over to the side of the road to adjust our ‘exhausts pipes’ was not met by any additional ‘squirt’ of sorts, Purell. Nobody offered to shake, high five, or gave any hand in hand action. You “Z”, my ‘do rag’ (ok it isn’t a do rag) wearing friend...., now adjusted to be my ‘germ ridden’ friend, proceeded to shake the entire museums hands....redefining why my mother drilled into my head over the years.....’Joseph......, wash your hands’! So....who is that perverbial crevice? A person with a loud exhaust, exhausting others in multiple ways......passing germs throughout parts of Maine....the purest state in the Northeast....., pissing off a formula senior citizen gentleman icon, MAC, and I’m a crevice? Good Lord!

Once again Jay, your retorts were tastefully embedded into the thread, no need to repeat or re-insert. If anybody needs to understand the references, please refer to the above or......PM the OP, he would love to receive these from the entire forum community ASAP.

I do have one suggestion for the next run.....post date the invite to “the late arriving Z”, not his lovely bride, allow him to be the tail in a Volkswagen bug (fitting for his character, the bug that is), every car in front of him goes into dynamic mode, which assures the loss of “said Z”, and call it a successful run. Danielle, you are going to heaven, as your hell is a daily ritual with the Z with the smurf hat....😂. You can ride with Maria and I, as we will adjust for your comfort, and bring the ‘F-pace’ instead.....Jay permitting of course.

As for FOJ....(friends of Jay) I did check into the Marriott in Boston, and the man behind the counter, upon presenting my license, came around from the counter, hugged me and gave me a Lemmon Tart stating......”you must be Jays friend”, of which I smiled and nodded.....upon receipt of the tart and an additional discount, a tingle in my mouth I must add, and 2 free bottles of the water of my choice, which he wasn’t supposed to do and rarely hugs and offers tarts and water(s), at all to any of his customers. He also granted me one additional hug upon presenting me my room key...UNHEARD OF ........so thanks my brother Jay once again from Boston for allowing me to be a FOJ!

I wish I had more complaints but am hard pressed at the moment at the thought of complaining or inputting, will give it further thought, but take note to the game played......”guess who’s the complainer”.....and we come up with a one letter answer...”Z”. Going forward in my musical writing life once again, every song that I write will have that letter eliminated and I will take one knee before and after taking any “P’s” in protest of this boy named “ “!.

Lastly, I ‘was’ working with the service manager and JLRNA to reinstate his warranty, but after his physiological depiction of my rectal personality, they are now sending him a bill for past service performed and services to be performed on a predictive analytics basis. For this I am content

Over and out.....sport fans, time to drive home shortly......

 

FABULOUS reply from a fabulous guy.

One of my friends, years ago, coined the term, POJ (the "Power of Jay".) I'm pleased that my "reach" extended to Boston and I know exactly of whom you refer (and it probably had to do when Liz and I met the Dalai Lama.)

If you'll check out my last post Joe over on DJS's thread, you will see the wheels are already in motion for a possible "Run" next year. And while I had control over most of what we all enjoyed over our three days - never mind that that "Super Exhausted" fellow of whom you speak called me Stalin who was a murderous butcher; over 20 million!!! - with the exception of the weather, which cooperated beautifully the entire time we were together - I can also control who I "allow" to join us.

Contrary to popular belief (held by only one) I do believe in a Democratic Society, and can take a secret straw poll of who is included and who is excluded.

Best regards,
Jay

 

Hey hey hey what happened to the JayZee show huh lol

 

That's so yesterday.

 

Absolutely heartbroken lol I even wrote up a little jingle for us for next year lol

 

OK, OK...cool your jets (I KNOW...not easy for you.)

We have time to mull things over - and I have to start seeing an improvement in your behavior* before the JayZ thing blooms - and I am leaning towards (IF I do it) the 2018 Jaguar Blueberry Run given that blueberries are so iconic to Maine.

The other consideration - and others please take NO offense - is it's simply not happening without the participation of: DJS, Mbourne, & Unhingd, my three amigos (Zee, you're not an amigo but more like a son...OK?)

*We need to talk.

 

As noted on the other thread, Mbourne aka: "Lucky Day" is in for next year!

Dusty? Ned? What say you? El Guapo has spoken.

 

Uh...to begin, we're [a total of] four...not three. And secondly - and while I might be dating myself - the following never grows old and I think mirrors us quite nicely:


P.S. The fourth addition here isn't a Marx Brother but it's still a great clip.

 

Jay, my otherwise extremely well informed friend, there are indeed 4. You are forgetting D'Artagnan. (besides Porthos, Aramis & Athos)

 

Somehow I knew you would come up with a Plethora of naming options for next year........seemed a logical leap.

 

Lance, my otherwise extremely well informed friend, I am quite familiar with The Alexandre Dumas novel, and that the fourth Musketeer was D'Artagnan. What I was referring to was Marko's referencing The Three Amigos film which, truth be told, I can't recall ever watching. I know...shame on me. As opposed to Slumdog Millionaire which I've watched at least 5 times, if not more:

 

Zee, had I not had the pleasure (and I mean that sincerely) of spending the weekend with you, I would read these posts as the rantings of a lunatic. Instead, I have the context of knowing that your resting heart rate is around 170 to explain why you literally cannot type, use punctuation, or be bothered to proof read anything!

 

thanks man, i actually just reread what I wrote and I agree. Definitely seems like crazy person wrote it. How did your trip back go. Did you guys hit any traffic like all the other members.

 

Nope! We went straight west into Vermont. Rain ended and it was pretty smooth sailing.

 

That's because a crazy person wrote it.

 

. Doh!