Shakespear tries to buy an F-Type
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Salesman: "Sir, I deduce that you drive a Maserati. How may JLR assist you at this time?"
Gentleman Driver: "I say! What led you to this conclusion?!?"
Salesman: Sir, you clearly have a markedly larger left leg indicating a notably heavy clutch action, and I observe from your incessant humming that you are tone deaf. The latter being one of the two reasons to buy Maserati's music system."
Gentleman Driver: "Astonishing! May I ask what the other reason is?"
Salesman: "Sir. Other buyers of the Maserati music system are financially replete, but suffer from a shortfall in their critical faculties."
Gentleman Driver: "I say! What led you to this conclusion?!?"
Salesman: Sir, you clearly have a markedly larger left leg indicating a notably heavy clutch action, and I observe from your incessant humming that you are tone deaf. The latter being one of the two reasons to buy Maserati's music system."
Gentleman Driver: "Astonishing! May I ask what the other reason is?"
Salesman: "Sir. Other buyers of the Maserati music system are financially replete, but suffer from a shortfall in their critical faculties."
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Salesman: "Sir, I deduce that you drive a Maserati. How may JLR assist you at this time?"
Gentleman Driver: "I say! What led you to this conclusion?!?"
Salesman: Sir, you clearly have a markedly larger left leg indicating a notably heavy clutch action, and I observe from your incessant humming that you are tone deaf. The latter being one of the two reasons to buy Maserati's music system."
Gentleman Driver: "Astonishing! May I ask what the other reason is?"
Salesman: "Sir. Other buyers of the Maserati music system are financially replete, but suffer from a shortfall in their critical faculties."
Gentleman Driver: "I say! What led you to this conclusion?!?"
Salesman: Sir, you clearly have a markedly larger left leg indicating a notably heavy clutch action, and I observe from your incessant humming that you are tone deaf. The latter being one of the two reasons to buy Maserati's music system."
Gentleman Driver: "Astonishing! May I ask what the other reason is?"
Salesman: "Sir. Other buyers of the Maserati music system are financially replete, but suffer from a shortfall in their critical faculties."
P.S. To DJS. While I pride myself on good writing, and have read the entire Sherlockian canon, thanks to our F-Typer F-Typical across the pond, now I don't have to! Gotta love this Forum, ask and ye shall receive.
Last edited by RickyJay52; 04-20-2017 at 06:13 PM.
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Shakespeare's own spellings...
<Pedant mode on>
You (and your iPad) are in good company. Even Shakespeare couldn't spell Shakespeare. Here's how his 6 existing signatures appear:
Willm Shakp
William Shaksper
Wm Shakspe
William Shakspere
Willm Shakspere
By me William Shakspeare
h/t Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelli...peare%27s_name
<Pedant mode off>
cjp
You (and your iPad) are in good company. Even Shakespeare couldn't spell Shakespeare. Here's how his 6 existing signatures appear:
Willm Shakp
William Shaksper
Wm Shakspe
William Shakspere
Willm Shakspere
By me William Shakspeare
h/t Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelli...peare%27s_name
<Pedant mode off>
cjp
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