Yeah me 2........lol
I once farted so long n loud, I recorded it on my mobile. A week later we were at my wifes son's football and she was chatting to one of the other mums ( who I know fairly well) I snuck up behind her and played the recording...........wellm, she nearly sh*t her pants.... I could hardly breathe I was laughing soo hard. Wife told the other mums son later after he came off the park.......Jim farted in your mums ear.....He said...."cool".......rofl
Am a practical joker u see............anythin 4 a laff

JC

 

You're lucky..if I did that, my wife would kill me and I probably end up with a law suite from the victim! My so called friends are a bunch of snoobs

 

Aww man racer..........now I know why you drink.......lol
Snobs are the worst kind.............I love a laugh and so does the wife.
We were on a plane going to Tenerife on holiday and she an my mate were so far gone they had half the plane singin Karaoke.....the other half were not amused.......lol
The stewardess came up not once, not twice, but three times......I had to do the duck tape thing....lol
Was funy though.........I had visions of landing and being taken to local police cells or being deported.
Best plane trip ever

JC

 

lol...that's sweet....you in the mile high club yet? lol (had to ask)
No, my wifes funny bone was removed a few years back.....not sure what bone they put in it's place....lol
but it ain't funny...

 

Ahh......she had the op?
Not the triple by pass .......charisma and personality still intact?
Maybe you're tryin to hard to compensate.....lol

JC

 

He put his hand around my neck,
So that I could not scream.
He brought me up to his room,
So we would not be seen.
He took off all my wrappings,
And gazed upon my form.
As I stood cold and shivering,
He stood there hot and warm.
He touched me with his feverish lips,
And placed me on my rear.
He made me what I am today,
An empty bottle of beer.

 

You perv....LOL

 

Andersen, you know me so well after such a short time

JC

 

I thought you'd say: It takes one to know one!!! LOL

 

Ahhh but.......I knew you'd be expectin me to think that you'd be expectin me to post that........so I thought I'd try the reverse phsycology and not mention it and see if you did an that way I won.........[sm=americanasmiley.gif]

JC

 

Touche...

 

Is that Touche as in the sword thingy that you say.........lol
Or Touch me with an M missing???
Curious big guy.............rofl

JC

 

Jim...your making me uncomfortable...[sm=helpout.gif] LOL

 

Tears n glass eye thing.............lol
JC

 

+1 Tears Glass eye thing for everything!
For the fart on the phone!-Classic
For the empty bottle of beer!
For the Reverse Psycology make up story by Jim!
For the Touche/ TouchMe!-The best of all
This is too good!

 

Lol........its all racers fault...........he started it

JC

 

Where's my +1??

 

Hey Andersen.......see you still got the **Asst Moderator** thing goin on bud!.....lol

I've added a few of the more informative posts to the FAQ section to make them easier to find. If you can think of any worthwhile post that you think should be added, please let me know

JC

 

Im here to enforce the rules of the enforcers! Or somethin like that!![sm=badbadbad.gif]

 

Lol..........you took it off.........quitter!

JC