It wasn't that much last week at wally world! That was just regular name brand milk down here...I think at the wal marts in michigan it was country fresh here it's schepp's...I about blew a lid...

 

Good weekend ........Rangers beat Celtic in the league 1-0
The old firm games are always sumthin else..............that puts us 6 points clear with a game in hand
Lookin good for the league now!!!!

Jim

 

So today Starbucks was giving away free coffee at noon, so I ran over there during my lunch break. Well, it's been kind of warm these past few days so the body is still acclimatizing to it. Nevertheless, I was a bit sweaty. Fortunately, the local newspaper I was reading today had a polo fragrance sample. So without thinking I opened it up and bathed in it...neck to ***!

A few moments later, I notice a fruity smell, a bit feminine. I flip the sample and notice "por femme." Ahhh God, I just drenched myself in really strong perfume!!!

So one of my colleagues picked up on the scent and asked if I had perfume on...I said, "Dude, no way; must have rubbed off from my gf (doesn't exist!)."

So I come to you and ask what can I do? I need a quick fix; perhaps a nice dose of *** smell! I'm hopping the *** and perfume will neutralize it into a more manly smell?!?

Yeah, so that's how my Tuesday is going; hah!

 

LOL
Thats what happens when you start taking your showers by way of the newspaper!

 

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Here is what happened ....I was walking around the street and saw two "hardened" girlies . I was like ...Well I just wanted to pass at those girls . I came closer while waling and asked :
-Excuse me , may I ask you something ?
One of girls looked at me and said: Yes
-Well, what's your fave perfume brand ?
She said : Girls love male's perfumes why would you wanna use a female perfume ?
- Who said I would like to use girl perfume ,I asked that for my gf's ...

Girls , only a girl can understand another girl's jargon [8D]

 

LMAO! Happened to me once, only I thought the smell was nice and soft and suited me well, so I bought it. It was some Dolce & Gabbana perfume that had a nice manly smell to it, but for a woman. I was so embarrassed, but w/e. I ended up giving it to my GF at the time.

 

Ahh but, did you tell her the story or tell her it was a special gift from you to her....lol

Jim

 

Special gift mate....what do ya think? I think I got action that night too.

 

All I can say is....a man after my own heart.
Like your style....lol


Jim

 

LOL!! that is some funny *** stuff!! did you ever find the fix so you don't smell like a girl all day?? LOL

 

Touche' biggie.

Well, I'm sure you all are eager to find out what I did last week...

I was really low on options. I should mention that we don't have a cafeteria, so such things as masking it with garlic or something of that sort was impossible.

First, I utilized the hand-driers in our restrooms. Just aimed it straight at me for a good solid 5 minutes. Unfortunately, it seems Polo's new perfumes are "long-lasting!"

Next, I just took my shirt off and tried airing it out for a few minutes in the stall, till I was interrupted by some ******* who had to take a dump in the next stall, haha! I should say I was tempted to just sit there and bask in his butt pollutants, but my nostrils were pleaing otherwise.

So....drum finale....I ended up masking some of the smell by rubbing the hand soap in the dispenser at my pulse points!
Did it help? Probably not...

Nevertheless, the little mishap makes for some good story-telling, lol!

 

hahaha LOL.... so you have crossed the thin line that seperates man from BUM.... bathing your self with hand soap in a public rest room ....totally understandable however

 

LOL! Kept us entertained for a few at least!

 

Guess what happened today .I think it's been some good thing lol .I was walking down the street and some girl came from behind me and just put her seducing hands on my sun glasses . Guess who ? One of my ex
Ahhhh world is not big enough [8D]
@@!#$%$# celtic delayed Ranger's claim for title till next week [&:]

 

LOL...so what happened after?

 

Hmmmm......right on with that one Caddie...........I watched the game and Celtic were hungry for the win thats for sure.....A really great game. Rangers equalised only for Celtic to grab a scrambled headed goal 2 mins into extra time[&:][&:]

Anyways............the ex???
Feel free to tell us more Caddie me ole china

Jim

 

Sucks that none of the sports are popular in either continents...you guys are lost when we say t-mac you say huh?

 

But they all know "Lebron James"!!!

 

he sucks...cocky sob...[:@]