Hats off to black car owners
#41
The only thing I saw you post on this brilliant thread about car paint, was...why cant we call a black man for what he is. And he is most famous for Jazz. You ever hear yourself.
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ralphwg (10-22-2017)
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#43
What's next? A clever meme about colored TV? Clever would be, as defined by Oxford as "Showing skill and originality; ingenious." What I see here is a sophomoric attempt at simplistic humor playing off the remnants of cultural and social racism, in concert with an inability to understand meaning in colloquial language usage. It does prove the age old adage. Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
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BryanL (10-20-2017)
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#46
ANYWAY, I bought a 1995 Mustang for my second wife (RIP) and it HAD to be black as it was her favoritest color in the universe. She told me she would HAPPILY clean and care for it by herself.... which lasted a whopping two weeks and it looked like crap. Anyway, she smashed it awhile after that and I gave her my old Thunderbird, a metallic gold color that never looked dirty. She was gone not long after that. At least it made her happy for a little while anyway.
#47
What's next? A clever meme about colored TV? Clever would be, as defined by Oxford as "Showing skill and originality; ingenious." What I see here is a sophomoric attempt at simplistic humor playing off the remnants of cultural and social racism, in concert with an inability to understand meaning in colloquial language usage. It does prove the age old adage. Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
A day will come when the definition of clever will encompass emotional intelligence, of realizing how one is perceived.
Then again, perhaps its inconsiderate to temper simpleton ingenuity of chuckling at a pun; seemingly that's more intolerable to an even larger group.
#48
Post a picture of yourself and let us see if we can make some associations that will brighten our moods. If you dont mind that is.
#49
I guess Q&C is at it again. It's a shame. Here, have a drink. It's a bit girly, but it will help you lighten up. Heck, I bet it's good. I'll have one with you.
Seriously, he tipped his hat to a legendary artist next to a beautiful car, and you call him a bigot over it? What's wrong with you?
And before you go further off the handle, I'm half black! If anyone should be offended by that post, it's me, not you! Freaking chill out. Miles is black. Big freaking deal. The post was cute and light hearted and not bigoted in any way. Stop trying to start a fight.
Seriously, he tipped his hat to a legendary artist next to a beautiful car, and you call him a bigot over it? What's wrong with you?
And before you go further off the handle, I'm half black! If anyone should be offended by that post, it's me, not you! Freaking chill out. Miles is black. Big freaking deal. The post was cute and light hearted and not bigoted in any way. Stop trying to start a fight.
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Queen and Country (10-21-2017)
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#53
I had a black car a few years ago. It was an Acura TL. Definitely a fun car, and not terribly expensive. After spending a Saturday afternoon washing and waxing, it was absolutely gorgeous. And then I drove it down the gravel driveway and it looked a little worse. Then when I was finished with my errands and drove up the gravel driveway into the garage, it looked a little worse again.
Black cars are great on the showroom floor. In my garage, they aren't nearly as good looking. Now I stick with easier colors to keep clean. Normally a gray or silver works well. The other colors are too much of a pain for me to keep looking as great as they deserve to look. Like the OP, my hat is off to those that can still keep a black car looking good.
Black cars are great on the showroom floor. In my garage, they aren't nearly as good looking. Now I stick with easier colors to keep clean. Normally a gray or silver works well. The other colors are too much of a pain for me to keep looking as great as they deserve to look. Like the OP, my hat is off to those that can still keep a black car looking good.
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Cee Jay (10-21-2017)
#54
I had a black car a few years ago. It was an Acura TL. Definitely a fun car, and not terribly expensive. After spending a Saturday afternoon washing and waxing, it was absolutely gorgeous. And then I drove it down the gravel driveway and it looked a little worse. Then when I was finished with my errands and drove up the gravel driveway into the garage, it looked a little worse again.
Black cars are great on the showroom floor. In my garage, they aren't nearly as good looking. Now I stick with easier colors to keep clean. Normally a gray or silver works well. The other colors are too much of a pain for me to keep looking as great as they deserve to look. Like the OP, my hat is off to those that can still keep a black car looking good.
Black cars are great on the showroom floor. In my garage, they aren't nearly as good looking. Now I stick with easier colors to keep clean. Normally a gray or silver works well. The other colors are too much of a pain for me to keep looking as great as they deserve to look. Like the OP, my hat is off to those that can still keep a black car looking good.
#55
We must be careful not to presume because one's nose is in an Oxford lexicon that ones mouth cannot form a smile. Such a thought dangerously skirts the current state of intellect-bashing by our more dim-witted countrymen, a bashing out of pure jealously, as we rummage the endless word choices for pinhead, numbskull, simpleton, dunderhead, dolt, lame-brain...
#56
Its central to British sensibilities (or irrationality depending on your point of view)
As contrast, Germans traditionally designed seats to last twice as long and half as comfortable, The British approach always enjoy the daylights out of it, be damned the practicality or durability. That approach of weighing the right compromises is what lead to many of the formulas we know now. Think MBtex.
An architect friend who specifies white marble extensively summed it perfectly, the only reason not to choose white marble is that it leaves wine stains, but that only adds character and the other advantages are far greater than that inconvenience. Or as Winston once said about cigars, 'I have taken far more out of them than they have me'. I see black cars the same way.
As contrast, Germans traditionally designed seats to last twice as long and half as comfortable, The British approach always enjoy the daylights out of it, be damned the practicality or durability. That approach of weighing the right compromises is what lead to many of the formulas we know now. Think MBtex.
An architect friend who specifies white marble extensively summed it perfectly, the only reason not to choose white marble is that it leaves wine stains, but that only adds character and the other advantages are far greater than that inconvenience. Or as Winston once said about cigars, 'I have taken far more out of them than they have me'. I see black cars the same way.
#57
My biggest complaint about my Black XKR is the challenge associated with drying it fast enough so that water spots have not formed. I have gone so far as having an internal garage hose connection installed so I wash it with "soft" water. I thought that would help. It didn't.
You would all find it humorous to see how quickly I run around the car in my drying mode.
You would all find it humorous to see how quickly I run around the car in my drying mode.
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JRabbit (10-25-2017)
#58
My biggest complaint about my Black XKR is the challenge associated with drying it fast enough so that water spots have not formed. I have gone so far as having an internal garage hose connection installed so I wash it with "soft" water. I thought that would help. It didn't.
You would all find it humorous to see how quickly I run around the car in my drying mode.
You would all find it humorous to see how quickly I run around the car in my drying mode.
I can dry my car without touching it and without using a single towel. With not a drop.
Perhaps I can post some succinct instruction:
Apply once every 3 years a hydrophobic coating. Recommend Sonnax.
Wash with mild Sonnax soap
Use a 12amp leaf blower- behold the wonderment.