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Old Nov 11, 2019 | 11:25 PM
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Angry When wife says she wants quality time she means it

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned






 

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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 02:57 AM
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That's not a Cheetah, that's a Jaguar.
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 07:28 AM
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Not a good advertisement for a "Jag Guy".
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 11:33 AM
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How do we know that was not a woman's car--and her GF did this?
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 12:53 PM
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This is the work of a woman, no self respecting guy will do this to a Jaguar XK8 if he caught his significant other cheating.
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 01:13 PM
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I bought! My car cheap because it had been keyed from stem to stem and all across the bonnet.

While I can't say for certain, it has the hallmark of 'scorned woman'..
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 01:17 PM
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They take it out on the Jag because they know that is where it hurts.
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 02:16 PM
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Had a customer years ago come in with "bitch" keyed across the hood/bonnet
we're still friends even though she replaced the jaguar years after that with a volvo. She occassionally comes over and brings tequila
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 02:23 PM
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Had a customer years ago come in with "bitch" keyed across the hood/bonnet
we're still friends even though she replaced the jaguar years after that with a volvo. She occassionally comes over and brings tequila

Did she come for a rear end job?
 
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Old Nov 12, 2019 | 10:13 PM
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She will get over it.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 02:07 AM
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This particular model is known as the ex100.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 06:35 AM
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That will buff out!
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 11:14 AM
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It's just a flesh wound.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 11:17 AM
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Well a woman scorned ....

.... forgot to break the aerial! LOL
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DavidYau
Well a woman scorned ....

.... forgot to break the aerial! LOL
She probably disabled the disable switch...
 

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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 12:13 PM
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So heartbroken to see this. AAAAaaaaaaand it has a set of Apollos!
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by srpope80
So heartbroken to see this. AAAAaaaaaaand it has a set of Apollos!
Well, at least 2 lol 😁
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Timeisrelative
Well, at least 2 lol 😁
I counted 3.
 
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Old Nov 13, 2019 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by rothwell
I counted 3.
Well 3 is at least 2! Lol 😁 I missed the one in the car lol 😁
 
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Old Oct 14, 2020 | 06:58 PM
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Should be covered under comprehensive insurance for the cost of a deductible!
 
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