Cat Scratch Fever
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12-07-2011, 12:44 PM
Cat Scratch Fever
So, my daughter in law gives my wife and I this big old tomcat as a gift to "help keep down the mole and mice population on our property". (Truth is, she did not want it anymore). I am against this, but I am of course overruled. Just the other day, as I was buffing off the last bit of wax from the trunk of my XK, I happen look up and this big old fat cat is strolling across the hood of my freshly waxed car like it’s on the red carpet at the Oscars. Well, the cat sees me, gets spooked, and after slipping/sliding a few times, falls off the hood and runs off.
Did I mention, my driveway consists of "crush & run"? This is a gritty sand and stone mixture which naturally stuck to the cat's big sweaty paws before it jumped onto the car.
Now I have a good number of scratches in the clear coat and a bolt action .22 I plan to use to dispose of the cat. Any suggestions on the best polish to use to remove the scratches and/or suggestions of what I should say happened to the cat?
Any advice would be appreciated...
Did I mention, my driveway consists of "crush & run"? This is a gritty sand and stone mixture which naturally stuck to the cat's big sweaty paws before it jumped onto the car.
Now I have a good number of scratches in the clear coat and a bolt action .22 I plan to use to dispose of the cat. Any suggestions on the best polish to use to remove the scratches and/or suggestions of what I should say happened to the cat?
Any advice would be appreciated...
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12-08-2011, 11:45 AM
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