For Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa - whatever - is an F-Type (any F-Type) under a lobster trap Christmas Tree adorned with lobster buoys as decoration topped with a magnificent bright gold (painted by yours truly) propeller serving as a star. (OK, one of my friends famous lobster rolls would also be nice). Will take a picture at night when I can.

Let the good times roll gentlemen, let the good times roll. (Even in winter).

 

Festivus for the rest of us. Bring out the aluminum pole and let's perform feats of strength! (cracking lobster shells?)

 

Please contribute!

 

I'm in for the "airing of grievances". I've got a lot of problems with you people!

 

Seriously I love the tree idea. My wife has just told me to go find some lobster pots. I said good luck with that as we live in PA. maybe we can substitute crab pots.

 

Well, this joyous thread went downhill fast! (Where's Lloyd Braun when we need him). I have an idea; all 2016 Jaguar Lobster Run participants will be wearing name tags throughout the event so that we can call each other by name! Hi Joe! Hello Mike! How's it going Cosmo!.

Nope, that ain't happening...not on my watch.

Why? Cause I'm King of the castle, master of my domain.

 

Note to self: Lobster pot will NOT fit in the F-Type.

 

I think you could get arrested for transporting pot in the car, better to stick with the rolls.

 

Sounds like someone needs to fabricate a roof rack...

 

Neither will a 48" neon bulb purchased at Walmart to replace the burned out one in the closet

 

Yes YOU do if YOU want to bring back a lobster pot from YOUR most excellent - presumably - experience during the 2016 Jaguar Lobster Run.

George is getting upset!

 

How about a can of Beef-a-reeno? You know...I started this thread with good intentions but Unhinged (Captain Obvious, The Joker, etc.) took us all down this Seinfeld path; "not that's there's anything wrong with that". There isn't a day in my life which I can't - and don't - relate it to a Seinfeld episode.

P.S. to Lookout! There's always the passenger seat? Congrats and welcome to Rageaholics.

 

Haha. Yep that worked!

But my wife already suggests she needs a smaller purse so there's room for her and the purse in the front seat...her purses aren't cheap...

 

Happy to be of service.

 

In keeping with your Seinfeld diversion, that should read, "happy pappy?".

As opposed to Poppy...who is a little sloppy.

 

Small price to pay Lookout!, even if her purses are Tod's. As the saying goes, happy wife, happy life.

P.S. Not only aren't my wife's purses not cheap, but neither are her shoes...and I for one fully endorse that!

(Good thing I started this thread as it's certainly veered off its intended course). All in the name of good fun I say!

 

I love the way it veered into the luxurious wider lanes of Kramer's adopt a highway mile. Perhaps on the 2016 Lobster Run we need to pay some homage to the show that about nothing that has clearly affected our generation.

 

On our way to visit the Bubble Boy? (On a separate note, while I am fully prepared to drive my F-Type throughout winter, I'm not so sure I'm ready to put a paint roller and pan on the passenger seat while turning two lanes into one luxurious one...while driving...with the drivers side door open...doing triple digits).

 

When I saw "All I want is"... I was expecting to see "world peace"

 

If only Don...if only.