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Old 04-04-2019, 05:11 PM
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 05:17 PM
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
I think you have no choice but to trade in the current wife for a new one, she has obviously gone mad!
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 05:19 PM
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There's a TSB for that.
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 06:15 PM
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You get out of this forum (and your F-type) forever, and focus all your attention on making her happy. She is obviously a very special person.
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 06:18 PM
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She is obviously a very special person.
She is that, indeed!
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 06:30 PM
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The end is near!
 
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IT'S A TRAP!
 

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Old 04-04-2019, 07:15 PM
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Open your eyes... you're dreaming
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Unhingd
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
Apologize. Grovel, if necessary to adequately make the point.
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 07:19 PM
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Be afraid, be very very afraid.
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 07:53 PM
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You're in the 'middle' of an argument...hold your breath until the end...don't even blink your eyes.

Then, if it ends well for you.... a very large bouquet of her FAVORITE flowers and a large box of her favorite chocolate candies.
 

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Old 04-04-2019, 08:15 PM
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Disconnect the battery, wait, and reboot.
 
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Old 04-04-2019, 08:15 PM
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Probably something you ate at dinner. Go back to sleep.
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 05:12 AM
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I usually find that if my wife graciously thinks I am right or gives a major concession (get the f-type you want for instance), it ends up costing me 2 to 5 times the value of the item in another purchase or my agreement to something I may have otherwise opposed. I'd say you are in serious trouble and do need help. I suspect it may be too late to assist you. I'd enjoy your temporary state of being right and prepare for the future event. It may not happen right away and be thrust upon you after your guard is down. Just saying.
 

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Old 04-05-2019, 06:57 AM
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Thanks for all the responses, guys. I am now reassured that there aren't any other males out there that have any clue how to handle this situation, either.
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Unhingd
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
I am so sorry to hear that. Buy a more comfortable couch suitable for a long-term stay?
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Unhingd
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I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?
Buy her a brand new F-Type
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by jaguny
I usually find that if my wife graciously thinks I am right or gives a major concession (get the f-type you want for instance), it ends up costing me 2 to 5 times the value of the item in another purchase or my agreement to something I may have otherwise opposed. I'd say you are in serious trouble and do need help. I suspect it may be too late to assist you. I'd enjoy your temporary state of being right and prepare for the future event. It may not happen right away and be thrust upon you after your guard is down. Just saying.
+1. You nailed it!
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 08:13 AM
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On the very, very rare occasions where this has occurred, my wife graciously allows me to note it on the calendar on the fridge. This is usually followed a week or so later with "What were you right about?" To which I reply "Nothing, I'm sure."

If a man speaks in the forest with no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?
 
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Old 04-05-2019, 08:56 AM
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The Apocalypse Is NIgh!!
 


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