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I think you have no choice but to trade in the current wife for a new one, she has obviously gone mad!
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Apologize. Grovel, if necessary to adequately make the point.
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You're in the 'middle' of an argument...hold your breath until the end...don't even blink your eyes.
Then, if it ends well for you.... a very large bouquet of her FAVORITE flowers and a large box of her favorite chocolate candies.
Then, if it ends well for you.... a very large bouquet of her FAVORITE flowers and a large box of her favorite chocolate candies.
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Probably something you ate at dinner. Go back to sleep.
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I usually find that if my wife graciously thinks I am right or gives a major concession (get the f-type you want for instance), it ends up costing me 2 to 5 times the value of the item in another purchase or my agreement to something I may have otherwise opposed. I'd say you are in serious trouble and do need help. I suspect it may be too late to assist you. I'd enjoy your temporary state of being right and prepare for the future event. It may not happen right away and be thrust upon you after your guard is down. Just saying.
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I am so sorry to hear that. Buy a more comfortable couch suitable for a long-term stay?
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I usually find that if my wife graciously thinks I am right or gives a major concession (get the f-type you want for instance), it ends up costing me 2 to 5 times the value of the item in another purchase or my agreement to something I may have otherwise opposed. I'd say you are in serious trouble and do need help. I suspect it may be too late to assist you. I'd enjoy your temporary state of being right and prepare for the future event. It may not happen right away and be thrust upon you after your guard is down. Just saying.
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From: People's Republik of MD
On the very, very rare occasions where this has occurred, my wife graciously allows me to note it on the calendar on the fridge. This is usually followed a week or so later with "What were you right about?" To which I reply "Nothing, I'm sure."
If a man speaks in the forest with no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?
If a man speaks in the forest with no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?
