Turkey Attack!
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I had a friend who, like me, got one of the very first year MV Agusta F4S models. He was a goofy German, and had put a small sticker on the fuel tank that said, in German, "Please do not lick the paint." I just looked to see if I had a picture, but apparently I do not.
Not sure if California cows can read German anyway.
Not sure if California cows can read German anyway.
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The cherry on top of my epically, spectacularly crap week was that my car got mauled by a turkey. From the evidence, its reflection scared the **** out of it, prompting an attack. Four panels: the entire driver's side from the front wheel around to the back bumper.
I must have pissed in one of the Elder God's corn flakes, and more than once.
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I must have pissed in one of the Elder God's corn flakes, and more than once.
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A mug shot of the culprit.
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Oddly enough southern variant can say "moo" but they can't say the rhyming "you" so that MUST be a damn yankee cow. Here in the south, its moo yall! LOL
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If one says "Moo, moo, big boy" I'd start looking for escape routes.
so... we've come full circle back to those hormone crazed cows.
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So it would seem. I'm currently pretty heavily under the influence of this bug that I caught. Even though I slept most of the day away I'm still feeling light-headed.
A turkey, a cow and a jaguar walk into a bar.
Bartender: What is this, some kind of joke?
Jaguar: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
A turkey, a cow and a jaguar walk into a bar.
Bartender: What is this, some kind of joke?
Jaguar: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
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Not what I'd planned for the weekend, by any stretch. Still need to clean the glass, and I'll re-coat the rims when I pull them for the brake upgrade.
Can't complain about the outcome though.
Can't complain about the outcome though.
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If they team up with the Killer Bees and the Swine Flu, we're in deep dookie.
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That's some funny stuff there Unhinged. Good thing Alfred Hitchcock has passed on, or the birds2 could be in production.
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