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Old 05-12-2018, 03:38 PM
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I had a friend who, like me, got one of the very first year MV Agusta F4S models. He was a goofy German, and had put a small sticker on the fuel tank that said, in German, "Please do not lick the paint." I just looked to see if I had a picture, but apparently I do not.

Not sure if California cows can read German anyway.
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Old 05-12-2018, 04:04 PM
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The cherry on top of my epically, spectacularly crap week was that my car got mauled by a turkey. From the evidence, its reflection scared the **** out of it, prompting an attack. Four panels: the entire driver's side from the front wheel around to the back bumper.

I must have pissed in one of the Elder God's corn flakes, and more than once.

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A mug shot of the culprit.
 
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Old 05-12-2018, 07:14 PM
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A mug shot of the culprit.
Looks familiar, but I think this one had red eyes, glowing like jellied fire.
 
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Originally Posted by MV Rider
Southern cows say "moo, you all".

Oddly enough southern variant can say "moo" but they can't say the rhyming "you" so that MUST be a damn yankee cow. Here in the south, its moo yall! LOL
 
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Old 05-13-2018, 06:27 PM
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Oddly enough southern variant can say "moo" but they can't say the rhyming "you" so that MUST be a damn yankee cow. Here in the south, its moo yall! LOL
All y'all would be appropriate too, for addressing a group.

If one says "Moo, moo, big boy" I'd start looking for escape routes.
 
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Old 05-13-2018, 07:24 PM
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All y'all would be appropriate too, for addressing a group.

If one says "Moo, moo, big boy" I'd start looking for escape routes.
so... we've come full circle back to those hormone crazed cows.
 
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Old 05-13-2018, 07:31 PM
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so... we've come full circle back to those hormone crazed cows.
So it would seem. I'm currently pretty heavily under the influence of this bug that I caught. Even though I slept most of the day away I'm still feeling light-headed.

A turkey, a cow and a jaguar walk into a bar.
Bartender: What is this, some kind of joke?
Jaguar: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?
 
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so... we've come full circle back to those hormone crazed cows.
I think one should be far more worried about a hormone crazed bull...
 
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One has to watch out for mad cow disease too...
http://www.wavlist.com/soundfx/003/cow-madcow.wav
 
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Old 05-14-2018, 03:17 PM
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It cleaned up nicely enough that I put up some shots in the picture-post thread.
 
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Your turkey scars cleaned up nicely! Good work.
 
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Your turkey scars cleaned up nicely! Good work.
Not what I'd planned for the weekend, by any stretch. Still need to clean the glass, and I'll re-coat the rims when I pull them for the brake upgrade.

Can't complain about the outcome though.
 
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I vacuumed my interior and did leather treatment. This car owns you.
 
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I vacuumed my interior and did leather treatment. This car owns you.
Perhaps, but I get to flog it whenever I want.
 
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If they team up with the Killer Bees and the Swine Flu, we're in deep dookie.

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Originally Posted by lizzardo
If they team up with the Killer Bees and the Swine Flu, we're in deep dookie.
That's some funny stuff there Unhinged. Good thing Alfred Hitchcock has passed on, or the birds2 could be in production.
 
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