[quote]ORIGINAL: JimC64

I'm[sm=innoc.gif] officer........lol.......wasn't me!



Ya, you wouldn't believe the stuff I hear and see - it's insane. And to top it off, I police in the South, so you can only imagine the "fun" that brings. One of the best calls that I've been to lately was this mother and her 25yo daughter who were fighting. I get on scene and ask them what's going on. Well, apparently Valentines day was coming up and the 25yo wanted to use her welfare check to go get her hair done. See, shealready has 3 children ages 3 to 3 weeks - by different fathers - and she wants to look hot for Valentines day. Her mother was mad that she wasn't going to use her welfare check for the kids or to go to buying a new car - they don't own one - so they were fighting. The thing that amazed me, is that I'm staring at 2 people that have NEVER had a job in their lives. Their source of income is popping out kids so that they get bigger checks every month. They are supported by me and you!! It was disgusting. I just never knew that this crap really existed until I started working in LE.

But, don't worry about talking about speeding or whatever. I'm not known for writing speeding tickets, because I don't want to be a hypocrite. (I do write them when necessary, but they're not my thing.)

 

Just messin with ya Smidge..............guess your job is never boring huh?
My 14 year old son really wants to be a police officer, sumthin that he's talked about and I've encouraged for quite a few years now. I hope that it comes off for him, as its a good profession I think.
Havin said that, I've been known to break a few laws in my time ( nuthin serious) and I could see him arresting me......lol

Jim

 

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I agree!!! Hah, slipped it in...

 

+1..........an nobody even noticed

Jim

 

Yeah Jim not to add insult to injury but I just turned 22 a month or two ago oh wait its march already ok in december! Hey smidgy your deparment let you carry whatever you want or do they pick and have some type of sponsorsihp through the gun manufacturers? I have a s&w m&P 40. I love it...you ever heard of it?

 

22 Aquill............my god, I'm sorry to say that I've got slippers older than you.........lol.........wishin I hadn't an I was 22 again, with a Jag and knwoin then what I know now!
I've got a .44 Magnum................................but.......it s only a replica.......lol...enough to scare the livin daylights outta anybody though

Jim

 

I used to be a correctional officer. Oh boy that was fun.....Lot's of losers in jail and they are all cry babies....

 

Yeah I'd probably cry like a baby if I was getting bent over and it wasn't my wife being kinky! Hey jim too bad its a fake my dad has a .357 magnum and my is that thing awesome! I'm really accurate with that thing especially for pistoly! I'm not too bad a shot with my .40!

 

So um Smidgy...you know the part where i said I got her up to 155.....um...well it wasn't me....ok it just wasn't me.....I would never do anything like that sober...just ask any of the guys here who know me...

 

Nice racer...but yeah smidgy he'd never do that................sober!

 

Yeah.......would never do that sober Smidge............nissed as a pewt probably............just follow the trail of crushed empty beer cans if you lose him when in hot pursuit........lol

JC

 

See...told ya...so like forgedaboutit ok.....

 

LOL, you could've simply said you did this out on the track, like I did my 121!

 

Mine was in my sleep dreaming about driving in the car!

 

Hola, I'm back.

Our department issued us 40 Cal. Glock model 22's. I like them. We can carry other weapons as back up, if we want to. One thing that I like, is that we carry Tasers. Those babies are awesome. 50,000 volts of pure fun!! [sm=lildevil.gif]And yes, I got tased with it.

And why, may I ask, is this thread useless without pics??

Freak jobs.

 

We just wanna gaze at your ride...

 

Ah that requires us to go back a few pages.....which we never do...we just post a reply for the most recent post...

As you may have figured out going back requires some work...and reading...we don't do that here...we drink beer and just post stuff...lol

 

oh and how's that motor thingie thing thing doing....lol

 

Well. The motor thingy is apparently fine and normal like you guys said it was. The service guy said that it was the aspirator or whatever. And no I didn't bring it there to get a better answer.. One of my keys didn't work, so I had them fix it.

The service guy there was a jerk though. I don't know if it's the Southern women-shouldn't-speak-to-men thing or if it was because I don't look like the typical "Jaguar owner". Whatever that may be.. But, the guy didn't impress me.