I feel like i need to pressure wash the entire underside of my jag for some reason...

 

Ok then...........get the last remnants of the salt off?
Will need to be doing mine soon.............most of the real bad weather gone now

JC

 

Yeah, they used a sheet load of salt this year....plus i was thinking of undercoating it....

 

Was gonna suggest that race...........mate of mine used to own an undercoating business.............reckons its the dogs bol**ks.......if its done right.

JC

 

I suppose, but it adds another 10 or 20 pounds to the car!
Hmm, i'll have to ponder that for a bit....

 

Fit some[sm=nxsmile.gif]......lol
Don't ever carry any passengers, lose the spare wheel, never use the A/C, no unneccessary crap in the boot, don't overfill your fuel tank, run the washer reservoir half empty an you got a MEAN machine......lol

But seriously..........I know what you mean........every little helps

JC

 

Ok, this is how serious I am Jim,
spare was removed, battery relocated, rear seats removed....all noise dampers (liners) removed....
A'c only runs when temp outside reaches 120....tank is always at 1/4 .........and i never drive the in-laws anywhere...

 

You da man race bro [sm=hail.gif][sm=hail.gif][sm=hail.gif]
I AM IMPRESSED!

Or is that depressed?....cos I can't do that!.........Wife would kill me for sure

JC

 

Well when you get depressed bro take the blue pill...it will keep her happy for 36 hrs....you on the other hand will be dead

lol

 

Yeah.......DEAD happy[sm=jawdrop.gif]......lol..........what a way to go though?[sm=massbounce.gif][sm=massbounce.gif]

JC

 

lol...I tried it and can;t say that is true.....maybe the first hour....but 35 hrs later you're like WTF...can i please die now...lol..the next day you will need to lotion her up cause she WILL BE SORE!!! oh and the your real mate will be walking funny....

 

Lol.........sounds good to me...........never tried it.....maybe I should?
Never needed it so far although I spose am gonna need all the help I can get sometime soon.......Can't be this good forever......lol

JC

 

Yeah bro...you need to give it a shot....don't tell her...it's like you're 17 again....wind blows and there she blows!!!!....

 

Yeah but........what if?
Like she's got one of those achey things.........you know, top half of the body....blah blah blah...........then I'd be screwd.

Or not!!![&:]

JC

 

Ok bro...come-on...you're kidding right??? You say to her i have a suprise for ya...oh BTW when is your time of month thing....or you can look in the bathroom trashcan for the tell tale sign of the wrapper....add one week to it if you see the wrapper....lol

 

Ahhhh i see

said the blind man to the deaf n dumb waiter!

JC

 

Ok the waiter took my order...is that why i got the wrong spring checken instead of the steak

 

Ahhh but the everlastin question remains...........what came first, the chicken or the Egg?
Did u get an egg with the steak?

JC

 

no, I got the beer

 

[sm=headbang.gif]........DUH..........silly me.

JC