Racer, u got 5 cars.....
List them puhleez......

 

I leave for a night, come back, and we're on 55 pages! SWEET! I raced a Mustang GT yesterday and he was on my tail until I got in 4th gear and the I pulled away nicely! Until my limiter hit in at 130MPH[:'(] First time I take her above 80 MPH and it was a thrill! Despite the car feeling extremely stable and secure, I hear air coming into the cabin! I couldn't tell were it was coming from but it was extremely annoying. HAD A BLAST THOUGH!

 

What's up everyone?! Good job racing the Mustang, I haven't had a chance to race anyone yet. I have an automatic, which somewhat sucks for the racing factor. But, I like it for when I'm cruisin around lookin all snooty. Honey!! It's a Jag!!

Well, I'd like to announce that I'm off for a week straight. How do you like that??While you guys are stuck having to go to work, I get to chill at home, clean the car, drive her around and do nuttin'. (My birthday's coming up and I refuse to work on it.)

Right now I'm watching Oprah..

 

Ah....I'm always home too....<wink> lol

Ok, this is for Dunhill:
05 X type
05 S type
05 Cobalt SS
80 El camino
06 Caddy CTS

:-)

 

Subtle mate.........subtle.......lol

JC

 

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If I could offer you only one tip for the future, alcohol would be it.
The long-term benefits of alcohol have been consistently misunderstood by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own drunken experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your alcohol tolerance.
Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your
alcohol tolerance until it's faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself puking
in a gutter and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much alcohol you drank and how fabulous it really was. You are not as sick as you imagine. Don't worry about where the next beer is coming from.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to pull a page
three model after 15 pints of Stella.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed
your drink-addled mind, like the unexpected lack of ale in the fridge on
some idle Tuesday. Drink one thing every day that scares you.
Sing badly. Be reckless when buying other people drinks.
Don't put up with people who are reckless when buying yours. Gargle.
Don't waste your time on shandy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only to the bar. Make up compliments you received. Return the insults.
If you don't succeed in doing this drink more beer.
Keep your old ring pulls. Throw away your old cans. Wretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know when you might dry-out in your life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 when they would sober up.
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still haven't.
Get plenty of kebabs. Don't be too kind to your liver. You'll hardly miss it when it's gone. Maybe you'll pull, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll get some bird up the duff, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll enter rehab at 40, maybe you'll dance the nude conga at your
75th University Reunion. Whatever you do, congratulate yourself far too much and berate others.
Your choices are half alcohol influenced. So are everybody else's. Enjoy someone else's body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what the lads might think of it. It's probably the only time you'll ever pull. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but on the street with a can of Special Brew. Ignore the directions, don't ever follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, just cut out the pictures and put them on your wall. Get to know your parents. You never know when you'll have to tap them for some cash.
Be nice to your barman. They're your best link to the bar and the person most likely to stop you getting your head kicked by a bouncer when paralytic in the future. Understand that favourite drinks come and go, but with a precious flammable few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in strength and consistency, because the older you get, the harder it will be to neck ales like when you were young.
Live in London once, but leave before it makes you a ponce.
Live in Liverpool once, but leave before everything you own gets stolen. Dribble.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Beer prices will rise. Bouncers will throw you out. You, too, will get a hangover. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young
prices were reasonable, bouncers couldn't catch you, and hangovers were NEVER as bad as this. Respect alcoholics.
Don't expect anyone else to buy you a beer. Maybe you'll have a huge overdraft. Maybe you'll have a wealthy bird.
But you never know when either one might stop getting you pissed. Don't mess too much with alcopops or by the time you're 25 you will look like a ******.
Be careful whose cheap booze you buy, but be patient with those who supply it
Cheap booze is a form of rip-off. Dispensing it is a way of fishing old
stock from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the sell-by date and
re-selling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the alcohol.

 

Wha?
We can't waste any time...lol

 

You ungrateful ****.......lol
That was specially for you...rofl

JC

 

lol well i rather be **** than an *******...hahahahahaha....actually, you must have hit the post button same tiime I did on mine casue your long drawn out speech wasn't there.....lol

 

Man that was a speech, start calling you George Bush with all of that rambling on and on...least you were talking about a subject we may have wanted to listen to/read!

 

lol..yeah....thanks aquill.....so there....stick that up your pipe and puff on the magic dragon why don't ya

J/k....

 

yeah no puffing on any magic dragon here...straight and narrow on my side bud, spare the couple of arguments I've had here! Don't really drink either been buzzed once at a wedding when I had like 7-10 7/7s (7-up and lots of good liquor) at least 10 navels a few beers, man was I having fun didn't stumble or anything but was definitely emotional. Later went back to hotel and drank a bunch more but never puked! Actually I've never puked from alcohol, pretty good at chugging!

 

See it's like you belong in a bar bro.....we'll make sure we get you home safe....and the wife will always leave the porch light on for you....

 

Nooo to the weed man.............whoaaa......tried that sh*t once, and puked everywhere.........lol..........Never again
Alcohol............take it or leave it, but when I take it, boy I really take it......lol
JD n coke with Miller to wash it all down, maybe a few double / triple Glayva's thrown in........all good

JC

 

Dam, you really know how to make a guy cry....

 

Whooaaa wassup race...........re the cryin thing man? You outta beer buddy?......lol
You're too quiet tonight mate........wassa matta?

JC

 

I got toasted last night and am still suffering from a headache...taking it easy tonight...even though i want a beer bad...

 

LOL

JC

 

What a sermon Jim! but nicely put. Took a while a to read, but it's good that I get such helpful advice now that I'm young. I'll try to appreciate my tolerance to booze while it's still good.

 

lol...