When reversing down the drive and going from bright sunshine into deep shade, remove your sunglasses and that way you will avoid scraping your newly painted rear bumper along the side of the garage wall.
Note to self; give yourself a good kick up the **** when you stop crying.

 

BUGGA.

Drinks are flowing profusely here in sympathy.

 

Maybe it will polish out... Just kidding, that is a shame.

 

Ouch. Sorry, man.

 

I thought that crap only happens to me. That sucks.