To all that have been blessed with children, HAPPY FATHERS' DAY! Be safe and enjoy with family and friends.

 

Being a father made me realize that insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

 

You Don't Have to be Crazy to raise kids. ------------- But it Helps!!!

 

.... if you're not crazy to start, you will become.

 

I have two kids. Oldest is named whoops and the youngest is SH&^t.

Two best mistakes I've ever made.

 

It is strange that Father's Day isn't on the same day all over the world. It is on the 1st September here in New Zealand.

I grew up in the UK and it is the same day as the US there but as this is the first Father's Day since my father died I can't wish him Happy Father's Day

 

I guess its true, there comes a time when you become your father.
I moved from UK to a less than desirable part of USA where father's day is the most confusing day. One is usually a grandfather by 35.

 

I still cringe a bit on the holiday, even after mine’s been gone for over 20 years now.

 

Happy Fathers Day all you mother f*ckers!