There's a difference???(not in the 'owning' ladies.....), just putting up with. 32 yrs married here.

 

After 38 years you begin to see the difference.
Women never need new tires.

 

Not naming names but her service schedule includes
1. Panel beaters for manicure for claws
2. Waxing
3. Body spray .... bit orange sometimes
4. Front bumper lifting
5. Rear end lift
... but when she says “Faster, faster....” then You got to love it

 

Spoken like a man with a lot of time 'under the hood(bonnet)'.

 

hmmmmmmmmmm just married then.. Been married 45 years now. I always tell people if I had murdered her when we first met I would have been out 20 years by now.........

 

"Never need new tires", Mine has a closet with 22 pair stacked up on the shelf, and yet she can never find the 'correct' pair?
Gotta love em......

 

One of 3 such closets - Pravda, Gucci, Jimmy Choi’s

Well we men are just as bad. When it’s time, we’re all not sure what “shoes” to run with so you need a selection - Pirelli, Dunlop, Good Year, Bridgestone, Yoko, Hankok etc. But I could change all 4 tires faster than my missus can get ready for a “evening run out.”

LOL

 

I think I could do a full oil change, wash, wax and top off all fluids, but then would we trade them out??? Nah......
Cost of the trade in would be totally prohibitive??? Did it once, not by choice.