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Where is the Jaguar CONFIDENCE guys. I ONLY travel with the tools that Jaguar supplied, and they have NEVER been used in any of the Jags. Ya gotta have FAITH mate, or get a pushbike, with a leaper on the handlebars of course.
All this talk of Tools, Fire extiguishers, Lucas Smoke (BEST REPLY SO FAR), has so much weight onboard, the performance and economy just plain sucks.
I would use it for SMALL wine bottles, Cheese and Crackers, a small Caviar, and really score some serious brownie points with the GF.
So far its ALL about the car, what about the "Minister for Everything" that we all have.
Last edited by Grant Francis; Jun 21, 2016 at 03:31 AM.
I would use it for SMALL wine bottles, Cheese and Crackers, a small Caviar, and really score some serious brownie points with the GF.
Harken to the voice of a TRUE Jaguar owner. It is for this exclusive group that the car was designed.
Only one small semantic point WoOz, considering your Country's reputation for consumption, I take it that small wine bottles in Australia are what we consider normal sized ones over here?
Greg
Ah yes, I can see now that the WoOz has tutored you well! A true Grand Tourer's maintenance kit should have such perfect spanners. But of course, only so you can demonstrate effortless one-upmanship when offering assistance to a delicate creature whose own inferior vehicle has failed to proceed.
Greg
Harken to the voice of a TRUE Jaguar owner. It is for this exclusive group that the car was designed.
Only one small semantic point WoOz, considering your Country's reputation for consumption, I take it that small wine bottles in Australia are what we consider normal sized ones over here?
Greg
NOOOO.
Our SMALL is 750ml. Wont fit in that sucker.
I remember well, a function in the outback, Road Train bogged, 2 weeks for the road to dry out so we could move again, so set up Aussie style.
BBQ, Road Kill, and a 20ltr container with a TAP, full of liquid nourishment. Good to go.
Ah yes, I can see now that the WoOz has tutored you well! A true Grand Tourer's maintenance kit should have such perfect spanners. But of course, only so you can demonstrate effortless one-upmanship when offering assistance to a delicate creature whose own inferior vehicle has failed to proceed.
Greg
HAHAHAHA.
Only if they be GOOD looking and sporting suitable roadside attire, Daisy Duke springs to mind.
Fellow Jaguar drivers usually get the RAW deal, YA SHOULD HAVE FIXED IT PROPER BEFORE YA LEFT HOME.
Jags do NOT break down, just the nut behind the wheel.