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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 05:33 PM
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Well, I was out driving around in the new X-type with my wife (she was in the passenger seat) and the "airbag off" light kept coming on. I tried sitting there myself and the light went out, and when I lifted myself partially out of the seat the light came on. So, the system seems to be working as it should, but maybe my wife does not weight enough? She tried wiggling around in the seat but the light was still on. Needless to say, she is not happy about the car denying her airbag protection because of here weight. Any suggestions?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 05:42 PM
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feed her.


 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 06:24 PM
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Oddball programming, 42,5kg / 93.5 pounds for the bag to turn on. It CAN be reprogrammed, but Jaguar will not do it! (liability reasons)
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 06:57 PM
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My wife says have her put her purse in her lap while riding - that will surely be heavy enough!! lol
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 07:43 PM
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Black tape over the light!
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 07:47 PM
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I was thinking about this as a solution:
Jaguar x Type Passenger Airbag Seat Occupancy Sensor Bypass | eBay
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 07:49 PM
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Feed her more? lol


Tell her the Dr said so...
 
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Old Oct 5, 2014 | 09:04 PM
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Step 1: Remove the bulb
Step 2: Take her out to a nice restaurant with the money you save!


 
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Old Oct 10, 2014 | 07:24 AM
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I had to laugh when I read this. I guess you didn't meet your wife at Walmart.

With all the overweight people out there who endlessly struggle with weight, just be glad that she's skinny and healthy. Just get her a thin seat cushion with weight in it - like a sandbag.
 
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Old Oct 10, 2014 | 08:30 AM
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Have you considered Fatherhood that will add a little weight if only temporary.
 
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