This car is not only giving me grief, it is trying to make me look stupid.

I have a hard start condition that has turned into a no start condition. I was trying to start it but the battery was starting to get low. Here I am with my charger all ready and I can't find te battery. Unfortunately the car did not come with a handbook.

Could someone be kind enough to stop laughing at me long enough to direct me to te battery.

 

Never mind. I found it hidden in the trunk by some demonic Jaguar engineer.

 

Not laughing at you, just glad you found it. Hope you get started OK or that someone from XJ8 can give you some direction.
All the best,