Is an XJS a He or a She?
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A Jaguar is definately a She!
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I've always held certain bodystyles for male/female.
Pickups, estates (wagons), saloons (sedans), compact cars... Everything which has a sensible, purpose made shape, is male.
Everything else, like cabriolets, sportscars, coupés are female.
My XJ-S is certainly females. She got her nickname, Iron Lady, literally from the fact, that she was subborn as I was trying to board the ferry with her (exporting on own wheels) - she didn't want to start and run anymore. Luckily the previous owner removed the "start block" for starting in D... Like that I was able to force her aboard the ship
She also gets regular PMS/PMT, leaking for 7 days and then being happy again. She'll start up perfectly but otherdays won't even accept the key. She'll have all warning lights off on one day and the next all on. The day after all off again.
So the XJ-S is DEFINATELY a female...!
And don't forget people, never trust a person who can bleed for 7 days and not die!
Pickups, estates (wagons), saloons (sedans), compact cars... Everything which has a sensible, purpose made shape, is male.
Everything else, like cabriolets, sportscars, coupés are female.
My XJ-S is certainly females. She got her nickname, Iron Lady, literally from the fact, that she was subborn as I was trying to board the ferry with her (exporting on own wheels) - she didn't want to start and run anymore. Luckily the previous owner removed the "start block" for starting in D... Like that I was able to force her aboard the ship
She also gets regular PMS/PMT, leaking for 7 days and then being happy again. She'll start up perfectly but otherdays won't even accept the key. She'll have all warning lights off on one day and the next all on. The day after all off again. So the XJ-S is DEFINATELY a female...!
And don't forget people, never trust a person who can bleed for 7 days and not die!
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I've always held certain bodystyles for male/female.
Pickups, estates (wagons), saloons (sedans), compact cars... Everything which has a sensible, purpose made shape, is male.
Everything else, like cabriolets, sportscars, coupés are female.
My XJ-S is certainly females. She got her nickname, Iron Lady, literally from the fact, that she was subborn as I was trying to board the ferry with her (exporting on own wheels) - she didn't want to start and run anymore. Luckily the previous owner removed the "start block" for starting in D... Like that I was able to force her aboard the ship She also gets regular PMS/PMT, leaking for 7 days and then being happy again. She'll start up perfectly but otherdays won't even accept the key. She'll have all warning lights off on one day and the next all on. The day after all off again.
So the XJ-S is DEFINATELY a female...!
And don't forget people, never trust a person who can bleed for 7 days and not die!
Pickups, estates (wagons), saloons (sedans), compact cars... Everything which has a sensible, purpose made shape, is male.
Everything else, like cabriolets, sportscars, coupés are female.
My XJ-S is certainly females. She got her nickname, Iron Lady, literally from the fact, that she was subborn as I was trying to board the ferry with her (exporting on own wheels) - she didn't want to start and run anymore. Luckily the previous owner removed the "start block" for starting in D... Like that I was able to force her aboard the ship
She also gets regular PMS/PMT, leaking for 7 days and then being happy again. She'll start up perfectly but otherdays won't even accept the key. She'll have all warning lights off on one day and the next all on. The day after all off again. So the XJ-S is DEFINATELY a female...!
And don't forget people, never trust a person who can bleed for 7 days and not die!
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I don't know if either of my cars has a gender but I do get the sense that they appreciate someone taking care of them and that they no longer languish out in the cold unused and unloved.
They respond well to helping them run properly, look beautiful and to be driven as they were intended.
Mark
They respond well to helping them run properly, look beautiful and to be driven as they were intended.
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Needy-check
High maintenance-check
Unpredictable-check
Can't live with her, can't live without her -check
Of course they are "she"
All Jaguars are. Except for that awful crossover SUV they are building. That's going to be tranny (as in a transvestite)
Should they come to life, my XJS would be Kristen Stewart, the E type would be Natalie Portman and the X type Kiera Knightley. Oh crap I have given too much thought to this.....
High maintenance-check
Unpredictable-check
Can't live with her, can't live without her -check
Of course they are "she"
All Jaguars are. Except for that awful crossover SUV they are building. That's going to be tranny (as in a transvestite)
Should they come to life, my XJS would be Kristen Stewart, the E type would be Natalie Portman and the X type Kiera Knightley. Oh crap I have given too much thought to this.....
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Needy-check
High maintenance-check
Unpredictable-check
Can't live with her, can't live without her -check
Of course they are "she"
All Jaguars are. Except for that awful crossover SUV they are building. That's going to be tranny (as in a transvestite)
Should they come to life, my XJS would be Kristen Stewart, the E type would be Natalie Portman and the X type Kiera Knightley. Oh crap I have given too much thought to this.....
High maintenance-check
Unpredictable-check
Can't live with her, can't live without her -check
Of course they are "she"
All Jaguars are. Except for that awful crossover SUV they are building. That's going to be tranny (as in a transvestite)
Should they come to life, my XJS would be Kristen Stewart, the E type would be Natalie Portman and the X type Kiera Knightley. Oh crap I have given too much thought to this.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kat_Dennings
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But for me exactly what I want I too watch 2 Broke Girls just to see her... Oh, and Sophie (just for fun)
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and a XJS V12 with a good free flow loud exhaust would be Mea West...
mouthy and HOT! yet with CLASS...!
No I am not that old, I just love the old classic movies... kind of why I am driving and owning a 1992 XJS
mouthy and HOT! yet with CLASS...!
No I am not that old, I just love the old classic movies... kind of why I am driving and owning a 1992 XJS
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You guys are crazy Definitely a masculine car:
- sober, no frills interior - check
- timeless exterior which absolutely thumbs its nose at styling trends - check
- phallic hood / bonnet - check
- looks best in dark colors - check
- CIGAR (not cigarette) lighter - check (read your owner's manual)
It's a man.
Definitely a masculine car:- sober, no frills interior - check
- timeless exterior which absolutely thumbs its nose at styling trends - check
- phallic hood / bonnet - check
- looks best in dark colors - check
- CIGAR (not cigarette) lighter - check (read your owner's manual)
It's a man.
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A Diva - Check
Gold Digger - Check
Wild Child - Check
Classy - Check
Expensive - Check
High Maintainance - Check
Sophisticated - Check
Binge Drinker - Check
5 Star Is A Girls Best Friend - Check
The Ride Of Your Life - A Trophy Wife! So Who Cares!
Gold Digger - Check
Wild Child - Check
Classy - Check
Expensive - Check
High Maintainance - Check
Sophisticated - Check
Binge Drinker - Check
5 Star Is A Girls Best Friend - Check
The Ride Of Your Life - A Trophy Wife! So Who Cares!
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Kat Dennings
Ok, I will give you that Kat Dennings is the closes to Mae West... and hotter
yet I think you need the free flow exhaust for it to be her...
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its a SHE !!!!!!!!!!! prissy.loves money looks good on your arms!!!! gets looks and double takes LADY SHE IS! bitch to keep up with but her love anyway .
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