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Old 05-06-2020, 03:21 PM
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Here's one for the "don't do this" file. Yesterday was liberation day in the Netherlands and I spent the day with my parents
rehearing the stories of what it was like in Holland during the war. I had a few wobbly pops and on the drive home I was stopped
by Johnny Law. While I was fumbling around for the insurance papers I accidently knocked the lens off the glove box light.
No problem I thought, I have a tube of crazy glue in the car, I'll just glue the tab back on while I wait for Johnny to run my papers.
What I didn't realize is that I had spilled a drop on the passenger seat and when I put the lens back on I glued my leather jacket
to the seat. Pulling on my sleeve to get it loose before the officer got back I left a small patch of my jacket sleeve on the seat.
Does anyone out there know what I can use to get the crazy glue off the seat? On a positive note the officer saw the whole
performance and thought it was quite hilarious. We talked about the car for a few minutes as he had never seen one before
and he sent me on my way.
 

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1) acetone dissolves it.
2) congratulations you get the award for the best story/don't do what I did post I've ever read!

Glad it worked out ok on the serious side, but thanks for the smile mate.

Someone mentioned it recently, I endorse the idea of making a perpetual dont do this / dont do what I did thread like the what did you work on today thread. It somehow makes the author feel better, gives us all a heads up (and maybe a bit of a smile too).

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Someone mentioned it recently, I endorse the idea of making a perpetual dont do this / dont do what I did thread like the what did you work on today thread. It somehow makes the author feel better, gives us all a heads up (and maybe a bit of a smile too).

John[/QUOTE]
I have to admit that this post was inspired by your "don't do what I did" post. I just couldn't find it to add on to it.
I agree that this should be a sticky or something like the jokes section. I've never been the smartest peanut in
the t**d and it always makes me feel better when I see that I'm not the only one.
 
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Acetone will dissolve it, as mentioned, but can also take the colour off the leather so be careful.

To add to the 'don't do this' theme, I disconnected an aircon pipe in the full belief that the system had leaked itself empty. It hadn't. I got covered in bright green/yellow dye (the stuff for tracing leaks) and looked like I'd just robbed a security van. Also I had a green engine bay. Doh!
 
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Bladerunner, you should have a "Don't read this while drinking coffee" warning on this one!

Gotta go clean my shirt.

John
 
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"I got covered in bright green/yellow dye (the stuff for tracing leaks) and looked like I'd just robbed a security van."

I needed this today! Thanks for the funny.
 
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I got covered in bright green/yellow dye (the stuff for tracing leaks) and looked like I'd just robbed a security van.
You must have looked amazing in the disco that evening
 
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Great stories, ozbot and bladerunner919!

The safest product I know of for removing superglue (cyanoacrylate) is Golden West Super Solvent:



It smells like it may be citrus oil-based. I purchase it at our local Woodcraft store. I don't know if it is available in the Netherlands.

Loctite also makes a cyanoacrylate solvent, but I have never used it so I don't know how safe it might be for leather. You could test it in an inconspicuous area.


Please let us know what you use and how it works.

Cheers,

Don
 

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WD40 will actually release glues but, again, I'd be worried about it soaking into the leather.
 
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