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I received the 4 valve caps within the first two weeks of ownership. And I received the $100 coupon on accessories about a month later.
That’s,…ok. But let me be a male chevanist and ask for the accessory the XE is ripe for:
Send me a woman.
Suitably endowed, not obligated to do anything but sit in the Co-driver seat, and slowly exit the car at service stations, newspaper stops, etc… and then slowly enter the seat when it’s time for the car to move off again.
(I was honestly going to invite the front-desk receptionist at my office—she’s my height, intelligent, wholesome-not-flaunty, but surprisingly busty and looks gorgeous in some of her office attire. But she’s recently moved on to a better job opportunity. I'n not joking. She and I were good friends, and I know she would have enjoyed doing that for couple of nights just to disturb the city).
The XE needs a respectably-built woman doing the Hollywood slow-n-calm-n-breezy entrance and exit from the sidewalk side of the car. Tell me the designers (…male, if you haven’t noticed) were not thinking a bit along those lines when they were contouring the aluminum on this build.
So send me a woman.
Or send me the PHONE NUMBER of a woman who’s willing to do it for a month, and is willing to be serious about it (no tricks, no harassment or hanky-panky).
Or, just send us a life-size cardboard CUTOUT of a woman then. In a serious evening-city dress. Not in some bikini (NYPD would steal the darn thing, and use it on one of their Ford Fusions in the precinct lot).
But, this is the kind of gift that’s meaningful, and suits the XE. I don’t need valve caps.
….No, I’m not married. Why are you asking?
Last edited by NewLester de Rocin; Jun 2, 2017 at 01:26 PM.
I received the 4 valve caps within the first two weeks of ownership. And I received the $100 coupon on accessories about a month later.
That’s,…ok. But let me be a male chevanist and ask for the accessory the XE is ripe for:
Send me a woman.
Suitably endowed, not obligated to do anything but sit in the Co-driver seat, and slowly exit the car at service stations, newspaper stops, etc… and then slowly enter the seat when it’s time for the car to move off again.
(I was honestly going to invite the front-desk receptionist at my office—she’s my height, intelligent, wholesome-not-flaunty, but surprisingly busty and looks gorgeous in some of her office attire. But she’s recently moved on to a better job opportunity. I'n not joking. She and I were good friends, and I know she would have enjoyed doing that for couple of nights just to disturb the city).
The XE needs a respectably-built woman doing the Hollywood slow-n-calm-n-breezy entrance and exit from the sidewalk side of the car. Tell me the designers (…male, if you haven’t noticed) were not thinking a bit along those lines when they were contouring the aluminum on this build.
So send me a woman.
Or send me the PHONE NUMBER of a woman who’s willing to do it for a month, and is willing to be serious about it (no tricks, no harassment or hanky-panky).
Or, just send us a life-size cardboard CUTOUT of a woman then. In a serious evening-city dress. Not in some bikini (NYPD would steal the darn thing, and use it on one of their Ford Fusions in the precinct lot).
But, this is the kind of gift that’s meaningful, and suits the XE. I don’t need valve caps.
….No, I’m not married. Why are you asking?
I got a good laugh out of that post. You do know how to express yourself for sure.
Not sure about the actual human being but we are not that far from having AI in our cars just like our phones are just starting to have.
Received Jag valve caps when I got my XE last year. Came in the mail about a month after pick up. Some other gifts I also received is a customary key chain and cap.
Got mine... but won't use them. I would think, that after special ordering my all black, with black accessory pack XE, that Jag would have included some nice BLACK valve stem covers...
I had some nice black (aluminium) ones on order the same day I picked it up!
A gift from Jaguar to new Jaguar owners?
